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A year before Toyota's massive recall, we published a lengthy investigation of problems with the Prius.
Heading to Miami for the Super Bowl? Don't leave the hotel without our guide to vice in the Magic City.
Bigger than Shaq and proud of it, the world's tallest dog may be living in Tucson.

Clever guy that I am, I'd been planning for weeks on using Frank Zappa's 1971 road movie, 200 Motels as the 200th movie quiz. Finally, the historic event rolled around, and I posted the picture clues on Sunday night and went to bed. When I woke up Monday morning, I learned that Jimmy Carl Black-- the cowboy in pic #1-- had just passed away the day before!
Since I don't want to be responsible for any more deaths, perhaps it's just as well that quiz #200 was already intended as the final entry of this blog. And the truth is, I was supposed to shut things down around the end of September, but I was so close to the 200 mark that I decided to be like Bartleby the scrivener-- I preferred not to leave, at least for awhile.
But now it really is time to close up shop. As the very last of the old CP bloggers to dodder off into the sunset, I have mixed emotions about turning out the lights after all these years and changes.
I'll certainly miss hearing from all the people who have played the quiz week after week, and the group that's been checking in over the past year or so is the best and funniest bunch I've ever had. Many weeks, they wrote the entry for me, and other than the improvement, no one ever missed me.
I've said a public goodbye to this blog a few times in the past, only to return like the bad penny I am. But this time the finger-painting on the wall regarding yours truly appears to be indelible. I'm not expecting to be showing up anywhere else, but go ahead and Google me now and then, if you're so inclined-- I'll appreciate the thought, if nothing else.
(You might also check in here and here-- there's still nothing more at either site than the last time I posted about them, but that may change.)
So congratulations and a truly fond farewell to the following quiz winners: Wayne Palmer, John Seffl, Joe Rosenberg, Mark Gisleson, Vick Mickunas, E. Yarber, BoneDog, The Curmudgeon, Bill Hearne, ron frigstad, Kevin Lafferty, Dave Mallow, Fred Lorence, Mick Arran, Thomas Miller. Tupac Sotut, Song-Un Lee, Christina O'Sullivan, Nancy Louise Rutherford, Kevin Musolino, and Bob Redwing.
And since it wasn't the easiest of quizzes to go out on, I'd be remiss if I didn't also say thanks to some other quiz regulars: Jim Moomey, letra minuscula, Dean Carlson, Bill Kelly, Tim Smit, Shannon M. Quinlan, Mojo Marshall, Denny Lynch, Vince Tuss, Paul Rignell, Bob Aulert, Donald Greene, Kenneth Gramer, Michael Mattson, Spencer Abbe, and Jack Sparks.
Finally, special thanks and sincerest gratitude to Corey Anderson for always being in my corner with an encouraging word (I don't think it's a coincidence that everybody else at the old CP named Corey as their favorite co-worker), and to Wayne Palmer and Eric Yarber, who have stuck with the quiz and yours truly since the very beginning (2003!)-- I've never met either but now count them both as good friends.
And to all of you . . .
(And of course you can still send me an email, so please do.)
Posted by Steve Monaco at November 9, 2008 3:36 PM



A milestone of a quiz, if I do say so myself-- when I started this feature over five years ago, I had no idea it would go on for so long! So this seemed to be the perfect choice, even though it's far from the perfect movie. If you recognize it, send me an email by late Sunday with the title. If you're right-- and even if you're not-- you can join me next week for the bittersweet celebration of our final winner's circle. And that's not a clue.
Posted by Steve Monaco at November 2, 2008 9:01 PM

"The quiz movie is Oliver Stone's The Hand-- but why??" "That's Stone himself [in pic clue #1] as 'Bum,' a role he continues to enact for many of us." "I just finished reading Michael Caine's autobiography and he mentioned the experience of making this film as one of his low points." "Saw it when I was a teenager. I think this was the moment that I realized, 'Oh, so good actors can make crappy movies, too!'"
Yes, there was no quiz winner love lost on Stone's second directorial effort. There was none at the box office in 1981, either-- it kept him from making another film for five years. (Too bad he didn't do it before Natural Born Killers.) Still, give it some credit: it was better than his first movie, Seizure, starring Jonathan "Barnabas" Frid.

So congratulations and a caress from the title character to the following winners: Bob Redwing, Shannon M. Quinlan, Tupac Sotut, Letra Minuscula, Larch Johnson, Dave Mallow, Wayne Palmer, Song-Un Lee, E. Yarber, Christina O'Sullivan, Thomas Miller, Nancy Louise Rutherford, Fred Lorence, BoneDog, TMiss, Michael Mattson, Bill Hearne, Tim Smit, Mick Arran, and Kevin Musolino.
Posted by Steve Monaco at November 2, 2008 9:01 PM
Hard to believe this down-and-outer is today a big auteur, and director of a currently hot movie.

What? You need a couple more clues?


That should do it, I hope. So send me an email with the title by late Sunday. If you're right, expect a round of semi-applause when you see your name in next week's painfully obvious winner's circle.
Posted by Steve Monaco at October 26, 2008 7:45 PM

Last week's quiz movie was Tim Robbins' Cradle Will Rock (1999), starring Emily Watson, Hank Azzaria, Bill Murray, among others. Some quiz winners liked it a lot: "I think it's the perfect blend of the Orson Welles/Marc Blitzstein storyline mixed with the Diego Rivera side story, and topped off with some of the best performances I've seen from some of the cast." And some other didn't: "Never has a movie that has gotten so much buzz disappointed me so much." "Wow, what a cast! Wow, what a ... meh movie."
So congratulations to the following quiz winners: Vince Tuss, Mojo Marshall, Wayne Palmer, Nancy Louise Rutherford, ron frigstad, BoneDog, Michael Mattson, Thomas Miller, Shannon M. Quinlan, Christina O'Sullivan, Letra Minuscula, Bill Hearne, Bob Redwing, E. Yarber, Dave Mallow, Song-Un Lee, Tupac Sotut, Fred Lorence, Joe Rosenberg, Paul Rignell, and Kevin Musolino.
Posted by Steve Monaco at October 26, 2008 7:44 PM



Another Depression-era movie-- I wonder why that period is on my mind lately? Anyway, if you know the title, send me an email by late Sunday (Oct. 26th). If you're right, expect to hear your praises sung in next week's baby-friendly winner's circle.
Posted by Steve Monaco at October 19, 2008 10:45 PM

Last week's quiz movie was Akira Kurosawa's 1950 classic, Rashomon, the film that has justifiably been called "the Japanese Citizen Kane." And like Kane, the many groundbreaking aspects of the film-- especially its narrative structure-- have become so much a part of contemporary cinematic grammar and style that even many sophisticated viewers today don't understand how innovative it was.
(As one quiz winner wrote, "As a spit in the eye to the lame wannabes who cling to the rigid three-act structure shoved forward by various screenwriting gurus, note that Kurosawa's greatest films employ a five-act structure.")

Although the title is actually geographical-- the framing story in the rain is set at the Rashomon Gate of Kyoto-- today, "rashomon" is used in our own language to refer to a situation where there is no agreement as to the "truth" of what actually happened. A rape and murder are recounted by four different people who were involved, and their vastly different takes on the event make it impossible to know reality from fiction. During the filming, both the cast and crew asked Kurosawa what actually happened, and he told them all that, like life, it's impossible to really know.

Although K. had been directing for a decade before it, Rashomon was one of the first with the well-known group of regular actors he would use throughout the decade in all of his greatest films. (The above is a charming publicity still taken outside the studio.) Besides Toshiro Mifune, it also starred Kurosawa perennials Minoru Chiaki and the wonderful Takashi Shimura.
While it was the only film he made with the great Japanese actress Machiko Kyo, it's a testament to K. and the film that, as many classics as she was to later star in (such as Gate of Hell and Ugestu), Rashomon may still be the best movie she ever made. (I'm happy to report that she is still with us, at the age of 84.)
Unfortunately, Hollywood has once again reared its ugly, stupid head and is planning a remake, called Rashomon 2010. (The year is both when it's expected to arrive as well as to "honor" the 100th birthday of its creator.) As one rightfully pissed-off quiz winner put it, "You know Keanu Reeves will somehow have a starring role. First it was the announcement that the Weinsteins are doing a modern Seven Samurai remake that sets the story in Thailand with hired Blackwater type paramilitary contractors, and now this! Thank god I haven't heard anything lately about the Tom Hanks remake of Ikiru."
Yes, let us all pray. But keep in mind: Speed Racer wasn't named after Tom Hanks!

It was a quiz that separated the fans from the cineastes, so congratulations and a rewritten life story to the following winners: Wayne Palmer, Song-Un Lee, Thomas Miller, Mojo Marshall, Vince Tuss, E. Yarber, TMiss, Mick Arran, Michael Mattson, Fred Lorence, Bill Hearne, Nancy Louise Rutherford, ron frigstad, Bob Redwing, Donald Greene, Dave Mallow, Kevin Musolino, and Paul Rignell.
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Posted by Steve Monaco at October 19, 2008 10:44 PM
As if this election weren't already wretched enough . . .

IDW, publisher of highbrow stuff like G.I. Joe and Bloodsucker Tales, has just put out a pair of election-season comic books called Presidential Material. Urging the reader to "Educate yourself," they serve up the life stories of the two candidates in a style that's best described as snooze-inducing.
That is, when it's not flat-out ridiculous looking.

Here's a panel that looks like it came directly from Drudge:

As bad as the Obama book is, it's obvious that the writer and artist are at least trying to make him look good. Not so the McCain book, in more ways than one.

While the primary scenes in the Obama book don't do his fellow Democrats any favors (most are unrecognizable, the drawings are so lousy) at least they're shown together on a stage, not in matching clown-cars.

IDW is offering both books as cellphone downloads, so perhaps not too many trees will be wasted for the print editions. No matter how they're read, the only people who could possible be "educated" by these silly comics won't be old enough to vote anyway. Look for them next month on a remainder table near you.
Posted by Steve Monaco at October 15, 2008 12:15 AM
Here's the opening shot.

Here's our lovely heroine.

And if you don't know who this guy is, your cinematic education is incomplete.

Seriously, if you don't know this film, hie thee to a video store. But I know you do. So send me an email with the title by late Sunday (Oct. 19th)-- if you're right, you'll see your name in next week's winners' circle. At least, that's my version of the story.
Posted by Steve Monaco at October 12, 2008 7:51 PM

It's a Movie Quiz first-- a correct answer in the form of a song parody!
(To the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas")
It's The Purple Rose of Cairo
That I once went to see.
It was somewhat amusing,
But not filled up with glee.
The big cast tried quite gamely
To keep us entertained.
Buster Keaton did it better;
Sherlock, Jr. was its name.

It is, indeed, Woody Allen's 1985 romantic fantasy, The Purple Rose of Cairo, about a movie character who walks off the screen and into real life. Jeff Daniels plays the movie hero and Mia Farrow co-stars as the flesh-and-blood married woman who falls in love with him. Set in the Depression (the first one), the film gave Allen the chance to not only do another of the '30s period pieces he enjoyed (Radio Days) but also to make the kind of old potboiler he grew up on. It's one of Woody's better films from his most creative period, the "Orion years" of the 1980s. (Am I the only one who gets nostalgic when that now-defunct studio logo shows up?)
Our quiz lyricist wasn't the only winner who commented on the film's heavy debt to the 1924 Buster Keaton classic, Sherlock, Jr.. Another reader wrote: "While it remains one of Allen's best films, I have to note that his use of the Sherlock Jr. business of walking to and from the screen is part of a largely ignored habit he has of grabbing material from other filmmakers.
"Brian De Palma used to get roundly criticized for replicating other directors' shots, particularly Hitchcock, while Tarantino built his entire career around unreflective imitation, yet Allen's films have almost as high a percentage of borrowings. There are the obvious Bergman pastiches and Fellini rips (though I think Allen sprinkles more Fellini in his films than he does Bergman). Small Time Crooks was Big Deal on Madonna Street, right down to identical jokes. Hell, Match Point was Crimes and Misdemeanors, so he finally came around to swiping from himself."
And for those who know Woody's version but not Buster's, here's a short clip from Sherlock Jr that makes the case that Keaton did it first-- and better.
Lots of winners this week-- always nice to see-- so congratulations and a trip to the 1930s (when Depressions were fun!) to the following winners: Josefina Avila, Vince Tuss, Wayne Palmer, ron frigstad, Song-Un Lee, Christina O'Sullivan, Bob Redwing, TMiss, Dave Mallow, Kenneth Gramer, Michael Mattson, Denny Lynch (get his album, "Sing Along with Lynch!"), Jim Moomey, Mick Arran, Bill Hearne, Thomas Miller, Don Lehnhoff, Letra Minuscula, Tupac Sotut, Fred Lorence, Shannon M. Quinlan, Nancy Louise Rutherford, Kevin Musolino, E. Yarber, and Paul Rignell.
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Posted by Steve Monaco at October 12, 2008 7:50 PM
I love European comics, but like most mono-lingual American fans, only for the pictures. And while the art and visual storytelling on display in most of them is enough to make the "read" worthwhile, it's still akin to watching a well-written Euro-film with no subs.
Fortunately, the graphic novel boom in the U.S. and elsewhere is encouraging some English-language publishers to translate some of the best comics series from Europe. Like the following two new releases:

The Scorpion by Marini & Desberg (Cinebook, 96 pages, $19.95). This is a lovely and intelligent swashbuckler, set in 18th century Rome, about a graverobbing brigand who was born with the mark of the Devil-- a birthmark in the shape of a scorpion. The script by Stephen Desberg is fast-paced yet detailed, and is a notch or two above the typical cinematic historical dramas it resembles. But it's the artwork by comics vet Enrico Marini that makes The Scorpion such a memorable experience: besides his action-packed panels and expressive characters, Marini's lovely landscapes and masterful use of color and shadow create a long-ago world the equal of any movie epic.
And as you might expect from a European comics great, his women are truly fine!


This first volume from Cinebook contains the first two chapters of the original five-part series. While it ends on a bit of a cliffhanger, the story has enough of an ending so that I can wait for the next installment. I just hope the wait isn't too long.

Gus & His Gang by Chris Blain (First Second, 164 pages, $16.95. A sweet, funny comic Western from France, with the accent more on horniness than law-breaking. Rubber-nosed Gus is supposedly the ladies man of the gang, but his other two companions, Clem and Gratt, always seem to do better. The picaresque plot follows the trio as they travel to El Dorado, a town with nothing but single females.
There's lots of cartoon antics and violence, mostly of the smile-inducing kind, as opposed to the laugh-out-loud variety. But Blain's script contains some sophisticated surprises not usually found in this kind of comic story (not the least of which is the abrupt disappearance of Gus halfway through!), and his art is a delight throughout.


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Posted by Steve Monaco at October 10, 2008 1:24 AM




Posted by Steve Monaco at October 8, 2008 12:14 AM

I've been deeply in love with the art of Jim Woodring ever since I first saw it, and I'm proud to say I've been a fan since his first self-published comics back in the '80s. Those were the days, when a dollar could get you an original J.W. sketch and $25 or so would get you a painting. (Try that today-- small drawings sell out immediately at $125 and the paintings go for over ten times that.) Hell, for a price somewhere in the middle, you could even get an honest-to-goodness Jim mask, made to order right off his face, complete with the stray whisker!
And of all his work, the Frank stories remain my favorites. They belong to a time and world all by themselves, dialogue-free and populated by strange and magical things. I say "things" because other than Frank himself-- he's at least some kind of animal-- all the other characters are bizarre creations with no connection to our so-called normality.

There's Manhog (above), a skulking pig-person, who's usually crying rivers, at least when he's not getting newborn birds drunk. His master is a crescent-moon-headed devil creature named Whim. Best of all is Frank's sour, unpredictable little pet, Pupshaw, who is just as likely to attack his master as love him.

Woodring's longtime publisher Fantagraphics has just come out with The Portable Frank ($16.99), a small and indispensible volume collecting 14 of the best Frank adventures. For a taste of the weird magic contained in these stories, here's a short clip from another must-have Jim product, Visions of Frank, a DVD with five Woodring tales interpreted by Japanese animators-- here's what happened when Pupshaw first met his other half, Pushpaw.
On the back cover of The Portable Frank is a quote from Daniel Clowes that I think says it all: "Frank, and I say this without a shred of hyperbole, is a work of true genius by one of the all-time greats." Amen and then some.
Posted by Steve Monaco at October 6, 2008 9:37 PM



What more do you need? Send me an email with the movie's title by late Sunday (October 12th). If you're right, you'll see your name in next week's flowery winner's circle.
Posted by Steve Monaco at October 5, 2008 3:15 PM

The comments from everyone about the star of last week's quiz movie, Nobody's Fool (1994) were so good, I think I'll just let them do the talking this week.
"I knew this week's quiz would have to pay tribute to one of, if not the last, great Hollywood legends. We all knew that this time was coming, but I was still really saddened to see Paul Newman pass on. Here's hoping that he's in his own personal paradise racing Steve McQueen for the winner's flag."
"He was always unassuming in public. My folks remember dining next to the Newmans in a restaurant in Stamford, Conn-- everybody allowed him his privacy and he put on no 'Hollywood airs'. The guy was class all the way."
"I know it's customary to begin sentences with, 'Sad news about...' and 'Such a shame that...' at a time like this, but, for some reason, I can resist that urge. Not out of disrespect. I thought Newman was all that and then some. But he lived a full life, accomplished so much, and did a myriad of wonderful things, both on screen and off. Now he's at rest, one that I know is peaceful and well deserved. So, I won't say that it's a shame that he's gone. Rather, I choose to celebrate that he was here and we had him for such a long time. If there's any shame to be had, it's the shame that so many others in the industry can never hope to match his accomplishments, either as performers or as people."
"He set a high bar. More of us should reach for it."

And most everyone agreed that the character of Sully, the 60-year-old handyman he plays in Nobody's Fool, was his last great role, one that brought out the very best in him, both as an actor and human being. The movie itself, based on Richard Russo's novel and scripted and directed by Robert Benton, is the equal of all the other high-water mark films of his career. If you've never seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it soon.
He had it from the very beginning, and here's proof-- a screen test from the '50s with another soon-to-be star. See which one you think had the real screen presence.
So congratulations to the following quiz winners: Wayne Palmer, Thomas Miller, Song-Un Lee, Vince Tuss, Bob Redwing, Shannon M. Quinlan, Michael Mattson, Mick Arran, Bill Hearne, Dave Mallow, Nancy Louise Rutherford, Joe Rosenberg, Fred Lorence, Kevin Musolino, E. Yarber, and Paul Rignell.

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Posted by Steve Monaco at October 5, 2008 3:13 PM

