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Here are some more quotations from Peter Haskett's roommate, the little man among men, Raymond Huffman (again, brace yourself-- the following remarks contains nothing but hatred and profanity):

"The cops said, 'If we have to come out here again, we'll turn your fuckin' hair a-fire next time,' and I said, 'Fine-- I've got too much hair anyway, let's do it right now!'"

"You think your mother and father were a couple of fuckin' boys?"

"Name something that's wrong with you. There ain't a fuckin' thing wrong with you except that you're a lazy cocksucker."

"Which end is his ass?"

"Liars are usually queers."

You can read all about them (and should) as well as buy all kinds of fine merchandise like copies of Pete and Ray's death certificates at the official Shut Up, Little Man website.

And now a special treat: the nasal tones of Pete and Ray themselves. Here's a brief sample of the boys having another light-hearted discussion. The first voice you'll hear is the manly baritone of Ray, followed by Peter's lilting tenor.