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Bad Dialogue of the Week

Filed under: Imported

WARNING: Explicit sexual talk by really, really old people-- stay away, kids!

This week's bad dialogue sample comes from an absolutely harrowing documentary on wife-swapping called The Lifestyle (1999), one of the very few films on my list of movies I wish to God I'd never seen. Until I did, I was unaware how old the average swinger is: the median age of the people spotlighted in this film has to be at least 60. And yes, there are explicit sex scenes taken at one of their parties-- my eyes!

Our dialogue samples are from two of the more ancient participants, a 70-something party animal talking about what goes on at the average swap soiree, and the oldest couple in the film (if memory serves, she's 79 and he's 82!). Listen here at your own peril.

Posted by Steve Monaco at May 30, 2003 2:41 AM

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