In other news, Hell freezes over

I thought it would never happen, but Bob Hope finally croaked.

My question: How could they tell?

Bob "Nosferatu" Hope (photo taken three years ago)

P.S. For another, even worse pic of Bob, click here. And for an antidote to the tons of "Patriotic Bob" stories clogging the news services right now, you might want to check out a piece I did on an NPR report about the truth behind his USO shows.