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Bad dialogue of the week-- Jesus wants Ashcroft's head!

Filed under: Imported

(Attorney General John Ashcroft puts up his dukes, the better to belt out one of his God-awful songs.)

Personally, I think this week's sample is great, but even the man responsible for it sounds, at the end, as though he shocked himself with his own vitriol. I'm speaking of Mike Malloy, the left's best hope for a genuine anti-Limbaugh. This sound clip comes from the end of Wednesday's radio show, as he played excerpts from a press statement by John Ashcroft. Malloy started out talking about Ashcroft's personal uber-Christianity (Mike calls him "The Crisco Kid", referring to Ashcroft's known penchant for anointing himself with oil), but you won't believe where he ends up-- and apparently, judging from the stunned laughter at the end, neither did he. Hilarious.

P.S. On this very day, St. John gave a speech in Detroit (part of his "Save the Patroit Act" national tour) only to be shut down by one of yours truly's favorite bunch of hecklers. Read about it here. (And what's the old cliche?--  "Just because you're a LaRouche-oid doesn't mean you're wrong.")

Guess which person in the picture is the Ashcroft fan?

Posted by Steve Monaco at August 22, 2003 12:20 AM

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