4/11: Morning Communique
Some lobbyists who raised money for outgoing Congressman and former Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-TX) are saying they want their money back.
Many argue that a beheaded person will almost instantly lose consciousness due to a massive drop in blood pressure in the brain, but there are countless eyewitness reports in history describing a few moments of apparent awareness in the victim.
MINNESOTA BLOG OF THE DAY
Christa, a 30-year-old writer from Duluth, pees in the shower and has the best blog name ever: Big Giant Tampon Commercial.
From McSweeney's: Possible "surprise" endings to the new Samuel L. Jackson film Snakes on a Plane
South Park goofs on Family Guy
FREEDOM OF SPEECH
"I saw him as, like, a cross between Mike Tyson and Liberace."
-- Joseph R. Gannascoli, on his recently-outed character, mobster Vito Spatafore, from HBO's The Sopranos