3/6 Morning Communiqué

CITY PAGES BLOGS AND NEWS

We remember the actor chosen by Edgar Rice Burroughs to play Tarzan at Corpus Obscurum.

Download free MP3s from local artists such as Chris Koza, OBCT, Salamander, Cardinal Sin, Big Quarters, and more at Music To Go.

THESE DAYS

An Australian jockey has been caught using a urine-filled dildo in an attempt to deceive Queensland Racing stewards in a drug test.

A Chinese man has persuaded his new wife to have plastic surgery to make her look like his first wife.

Legal prostitutes are just as happy as women in regular jobs, according to a survey that reports high job satisfaction in parts of the Australian sex industry.

MINNESOTA BLOG OF THE DAY

Quilter Carol E. captures life in the capital city and posts the pictures on her blog, St. Paul Daily Photo.

[Minnesota-based blog directory]

TIME WASTERS

Can you name all 192 United Nations member states in ten minutes?

If Bob Dylan sang Dr. Suess [via Hatesexy]

FREEDOM OF SPEECH

"My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans so tight she can't bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over.'"

— Madonna, ironically