Limerick Contest

• A good blog, not many like this about cause most aren�t worth the effort of opening up. Time for a quick Ctrl B ....

• OMG these are f-kn hysterical!

• Anonymous sex is effective If you method is highly selective. But for Senator Craig It's worse than the plague. He hit on a vice squad detective. In the men's room a senator's sitting, And you'd certainly think he'd be shitting. But anonymous sex Is what he selects, So now it's his job he'll be quitting.

• Craig says �I simply refuse To take your slurs and abuse� If it�s not so Then how did he know Just the right signals to use? The question brings us to this point: How did he locate the joint In which he was found With his pants down Looking for one to anoint?

• There once was an Idaho Sen Who claimed he didn't do men Airport cop begged to differ Said he'd seen nothing stiffer Since, he didn't know when

• Larry Craig, an Idahoan, "not a homo," "a Christian-American." For a quickie he goes and wiggles his toes. Who says "there's never a cop when you need one?"

• Senator Craig is a hypocrite He claims "wide stance" when he shits He solicited sex Then his career became vexed Fellow Senators then cried out "That's it!"

• Hey Jonathan, oops, shit! Edit out the "be" in the last line of this one, could ya? In Idaho there's closets quite stunning To conceal his, Larry's learned cunning In an MSP men's room he was charming What resulted was really disarming Plainly, next election, he's not running Thanks!

• In the next Idaho election the vote's in Senator Craig, it's impossible, he can't win Many PAC contributions are returned Toilet stall lovin' he'll thus spurn Another Republican's career in the dustbin

• Haiku: Craig has a problem He went to the men's bathroom The pain of denial

• To the Republicans from Idaho came a bomb Senator Craig sought a blowjob with aplomb He tapped his foot with audacity The cop disputed Larry's veracity M4M @ MSP on larrycraigslist.com

• There once was a Senator, Larry Who talked like teh gay was real scary But a cop had a gripe with the wrong kind of swipe Gee, would this happen if gays could marry?

• In Idaho there's closets quite stunning To conceal his, Larry's learned cunning In an MSP men's room he was charming What resulted was really disarming Plainly, next election, he's not be running

• Obviously Idaho Larry likes cruising "The MSP mens room!" thought he, musing Officer Karsnia the vice cop intervened A Senate ethics panel will surely be convened Senator Craig's reputation takes a bruising

• Senator Craig's career appears toasted By his cruising behavior he will be roasted When arrested Larry claims "wide stance!" Senate colleagues hurriedly add distance To the cop "I'm a Senator!" he boasted

• Senator Craig exclaims "I'm not gay!" "Not now, not ever, there's no way!" Years of evidence says otherwise Surely hell to be trapped in that guise So be careful if in men's rooms you must play

• Senator Craig from potatoland Indicated willingness by waving his hand The vice cop in next stall objected And Senator Craig was arrested Another Republican scandal spreads o'er the land!

• Never in the history of intercourse Has there been a position so full of force. Old Larry would do it, In the privy, they knew it: Twas called the Idaho Rocking Horse! In the mensroom, he winked at a cop, With a boner that just wouldn�t stop. He was popping Viagra, And he gushed like Niagra But his pants never had time to drop. The cop flashed his badge with a smile, But old Larry was skilled in denial. He served in the Congress, Opposing all progress, And plead guilty, avoiding a trial. So, let�s pray old Larry Craig. Of religion he often did brag. With gonads he played, As he tried to get laid, While insisting he isn�t a fag!

• In honor of all the righteous Republicans, including Senator Norm Coleman (R-Aquafresh) and his "brave" stand for the resignation of Craig: There once was a Party fixation on Senator's bathroom vacations Ignored David Vitter, prostitutes? "I can't quit her" Hypocrisy - GOP Nation I guess it helps your "bravery" when the person responsible for assigning a replacement is of the same party (Idaho's guv is Butch Otter - no word if he has a jug band Christmas). Diaper David Vitter of Louisiana? They have a Democratic governor, who would likely appoint another Dem to fill his seat. That, of course, has NOTHING to do with these "courageous" Republicans calling for Craig to resign, but not Vitter.

• There once was an Idaho gay Public restrooms is were he would play He got caught in a sting and denied the whole thing Now his job may go away The man was Senator Larry He promises he ain't no fairy He finds no satisfaction from Man on Man action Although his voters think quite the contrary

• There once was an Idaho gay Public restrooms is were he would play He got caught in a sting and denied the whole thing Now his job may go away The man was Senator Larry He promises he ain't no fairy He finds no satisfaction from Man on Man action Although his voters think quite the contrary

• There once was a pol named Craig Who would insist he wasn't a fag His reputation it flew with a tap of his shoe thank God he wasn't in drag Senator Craig cruised the airport john Whenever he though the cops were all gone With his very wide stance He gave cruisers a chance To be part of his curious come-on

• There once was a statesman named Craig, Who couldn't control his right leg, His toe started tappin' When he was a crappin' While sittin' on the porcelain keg He signaled a copper, perched upon the next hopper, Who couldn't condone, Restless Leg Syndrome, and now he is known as a feg.(Minnesota pronunciation)

• There once was a man from the west Who kept his orientation close to the vest He stopped by the can engaged with a man and left himself in his own mess There was a closet in Idaho That hid a hypocritical Romeo The facts were all there Despite denying the err Now he seeks love on craigslistaho

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