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Real Life Superheroes: Expanded Web Content

Filed under: City Pages

Ward Rubrecht's cover story on real life superheroes -- "Reals," for short -- is a look into the lives of costumed do-gooders here in Minnesota, across the country and across the pond. You know we have a photo slideshow so you can see some of the people he profiles, but we couldn't let such a fun story pass without bringing the heroes bursting through your Internet machine via multiple media.

To go along with the theme, I've indexed our expanded web content with actual sound effects that appeared in the Batman TV series.

POW!: Check out our Google Map which shows you where dozens of Reals in the U.S. and Europe operate. The map points have pictures of just about all the real life superheroes listed, along with links to their respective websites. The slideshow has photos by Nick Vlcek of Rochester's hero, Geist, along with submitted photos of several other Reals. The map is more comprehensive.

ZZZZZZWAP!: Make your own superhero costume with the Hero Machine, a web application that gives you a frightening number of options.

ZOWIE!: If you find the perfect design, you can buy your own custom outfit from a local artisan at Hero-Gear.net. Michael Brinatte, also known as Jack T. Ripper, is the foremost practitioner of this craft. Read endorsements of his work from the Reals that rely on him.

FLRBBBBB!: Check out the heroes from the links in the map, or go to the World Superhero Registry. If you visit no other hero's MySpace, my recommendation is the home of Phoenix's Citizen Prime, who has embedded theme music that may get stuck in your head.

(Wait, "Flrbbbbb"? I gotta find episode 68 of the Adam West Batman series to see what that sound corresponded to.)

Hungry for more? After the jump, we have videos from six different reals whose territories stretch from Florida to Phoenix, from NYC to Indianapolis.

SIX VIDEOS FEATURING REAL LIFE SUPERHEROES

MASTER LEGEND (Florida)
"Let's go ahead and do a little paintball action ... BY THE GODS, I hope it didn't get on the camera!"

DARK GUARDIAN (New York City)
Dark Guardian (known as "Chris Guardian" at this point), is interviewed by an NYC TV station about his volunteer work protecting the streets. A surprisingly touching moment occurs about 1:45, when Guardian inspires a fellow New Yorker.

MR. SILENT (Indianapolis, Indiana)
"Are you a mime? Do you want to get paid for this?" asks the TV talking head. Mr. Silent gives her an origin story she doesn't expect.

CITIZEN PRIME (Phoenix)
The "Who Wants to Be a Superhero?" audition film clip features more than 6 minutes of Prime action.


SQUEEGEEMAN (New York City)

Composer of a regular video blog, Squeegeeman volunteers at an AIDS walk in this episode.

SUPERHERO (Florida)
Superhero addresses the members of Superheroes anonymous. Judging from the sound, he needs new brakes on the 'mobile.

Posted by Jeff Shaw at January 15, 2008 1:05 PM

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Comments

Actually the Vette just has Life-time Brakepads that are really tough (& Really Sqweeky) :)

Best article ever written on us Ward, Stay Super!

SH

Posted by: Superhero at January 15, 2008 8:10 PM

There is a documentary film about these guys out now called 'Your Friendly Neighborhood Hero'
Here's the website:
http://www.reallifesuperhero.com

Posted by: sybil drew at January 15, 2008 8:18 PM

Yes. Very cool article. Thank you for including me in it.

Posted by: Zetaman at January 15, 2008 9:19 PM

Very fair and balanced piece. Great research, Ward. Glad the message is being heard AND understood out there.

For regular Joes who are not quite ready to don a mask and cape, you can make a name for yourself at citizenheroes.com and do some real good out there.

Posted by: Citizen Prime at January 16, 2008 12:12 AM

Alright. Now I don't mind what was written about most of the others and myself, but some of this other stupid crap I just don't approve of.

Posted by: Tothian at January 16, 2008 6:42 AM

Very well done! Thankyou! My first feature in an article =)

catch you later!

Black Arrow
xxx

Posted by: Black Arrow at January 16, 2008 8:41 AM

Next time, if there is one, try to include someone expressly involved with the more "paranormal" aspect of the RLS movement--such as myself, Ragensi or Entomo.

There are "Reals" who do have "superpowers," if you will...they're just not as flashy as the ones in comic books.

These heroes, such as those in the Oracle Team (headed by Tothian) use their "paranormal" abilities to locate missing people, predict coming events, find criminals, and even do some hero work for the "other side," helping lost souls, or banishing dark spirits.

Take it seriously--it's more real than you'd think. =^^=

In the Quest,
--Foxfire
Shamanic Real-Life Superhero

Posted by: Foxfire at January 16, 2008 10:28 AM

Ha! My superfriend pointed this one out to me.

Wonderful job on this feature, Ward. I can tell that you spent a lot of time researching this phenomenon, and I'm happy to see that you were willing to put so much effort into it, and include extra media (M.L.'s paintball exploits made me laugh).

I don't think I'd be remiss to say that this is the longest, most comprehensive article on the subject that I've yet come across, and you did well to explain the pros and cons of our situation. Buen chiste.

Regarding the trepidation about showing up at Superheroes Anonymous, it was a very real concern for a lot of people. None of us knew who was putting it out, none of us had spoke at length with any of the representatives, and the thing smelled like a trap to a number of people. (After some research, I was no longer concerned, but I couldn't attend anyway. I believe that was the main reason that hardly anyone showed up, not out of fear for personal safety.)

But, taken from a different perspective, The Reals *were* crazy enough to dress up in spandex and such, so perhaps there might have been someone on the opposite end of the spectrum who was equally desperate? (The world loves its balance, you know. Ying and Yang, Good and Evil, to and fro, etc.)

Fortunately, this was not the case this time, and the ones who attended had a great day and even inspired the film director who started the whole thing to take up the cape and cowl himself! But, there have been crazed supervillains in the past, like the Unibomber, Killdozer, the Zodiac Killer, and Matthew Lesko, to name some off the top of my head, so doubtless there will be some maniacs in the future. I hope we'll be ready for 'em.

Again, excellent article, good content, nice publicity, and fight the good fight!

-Mr. Strange
your friendly neighborhood wizard

Posted by: Mr. Strange at January 16, 2008 1:34 PM

With all of the important news stories happening locally (and the many that are ignored by the Strib due to lack of reporters), you run something that borders on fanboy entertainment on your cover?

Give them bread and circuses indeed....

Posted by: Alan at January 16, 2008 3:20 PM

"In movies, a ninja will have some powder or smoke to throw at you to distract," he explains. "That's essentially what I'm trying to do."

(With *light*, that is...using the martial arts concept of metsubushi, or "clouding", in order to more easily facilitate either attack or escape)

In Seeing Justice Done,
~The Eye~

Posted by: The Eye at January 16, 2008 3:39 PM

Ward,
I thought that you did an awesome job with the article and Nick did a fantastic job with the photos. It was so fun to work with you guys.
I also think that the article is comprehensive, balancing the light-hearted thrills of charitable acts with the real and potential danger of seeking out crime. To me, it paints the true picture, while still having fun and keeping the reader interested.
And the online content is a blast!
I take it that Alan already knows all there is to know about Real-Life Superheroes, so that we come running to his rescue, he'll recognize who's there to help him.

Geist out

Posted by: Geist at January 16, 2008 4:03 PM

I echo Geist's comments...the article was well-balanced and the content was top-notch!

Thanks, Ward, for portraying us as we truly are, and strive to be, as the Age of the Superhero/ine
dawns for us all.

In Seeing Justice Done,
~The Eye~

Posted by: The Eye at January 16, 2008 5:39 PM

I love you superheroes, you're all awesome!

Posted by: Chuckles at January 17, 2008 10:41 AM

Thanks Chuckles! I think we'd agree that we're all just doing our best.
Take care and stay safe,
Geist out

Posted by: Geist at January 17, 2008 1:23 PM

You "reals" are all rank amateurs! I will defeat you all! Kneel before Colossus!

Posted by: Dr. Colossus at January 17, 2008 7:13 PM

No, Dr. Colossus, you kneel before ME.

Posted by: Black Arrow at January 18, 2008 4:55 AM

I had to respond to Alan. I realize it's difficult for such a well read, intellectual as yourself to appreciate something that isn't "hard news". I guess I have to wonder however, what is wrong with highlighting a group of people who really only want to do some good. They aren't out there for glory. The don't force their beliefs on anyone (a-hem) they just help. Also, to compare the Strib with City Pages is just plain wrong. City Pages is an alterative and in that regard they acheived it with this story.

Posted by: Not a superfan but a fan of heroes everywhere. at January 18, 2008 11:36 AM

Well-said, Not a superfan!
Geist out

Posted by: Geist at January 18, 2008 2:43 PM

Way to go, not a superfan! =D

Posted by: Black Arrow at January 18, 2008 5:25 PM

Wonderful! It takes a strong spirit to don a costume in real life, not to mention going out there alone, facing danger and doing good deeds. May the Force be with you!

Posted by: V at January 19, 2008 3:52 AM

This is one of the saddest things I've seen in quite some time ...

Posted by: Jesus Hernandez at January 22, 2008 7:05 PM

Wait, you say you dress up in costumes, walk around and have a good time, and help people selflessly? This is a job for... Burning Man!

(Not a person but a place.)

Posted by: A Burner at January 25, 2008 11:26 AM

To correct Foxfire, the Oracle Team is led by none other than the mysterious clairvoyant "X-Man." I used to lead it, but am somewhat retired.

Posted by: Rev. Joshua at January 30, 2008 6:33 PM

MY NAME IS TOTHIAN AND I DESTROY EVIL!!!!!

Posted by: Tothian at January 30, 2008 6:38 PM

I *heart* each and every one of you for doing what you do. May your brave spirit inspire others!!!

:D

Posted by: Sheryl at February 4, 2008 10:49 AM

Hi my names Gemma Ball, i'm doing a research project on real life super heroes for my final degree module. I would be really gratefull if anyone would offer to help me out in my studies by allowing me to interview a Real. Im based in London at the minute so am especially interested in Uk based heroes, But it woukld be amazing to here from anyone as its such a global culture. I f your willing to help please don thesitate to email me gem.t.ball@hotmail.com
Thanks!

Posted by: gem at March 6, 2008 9:44 AM

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WE ARE "NOT" FUCKING CALLED "REALS" - DON'T ANY OF YOU EVER USE THAT WORD, EVER!!!!! IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!!! WE ARE REAL-LIFE SUPERHEROES!

Posted by: Tothian at May 25, 2008 2:56 AM

Shut up Tothian

Posted by: Will at June 22, 2008 7:54 PM

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