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Lots of people are saying that this new ad from Norm Coleman looks as if footage of his wife Laurie was spliced into footage shot separately of Norm:
To my eyes, it looks fake--you can almost see the dark outline around Laurie where they had to paste her in. Other giveaways: The darkness between the crook of her left elbow, and the perspective of the table (just how long and steep is that thing?).
This is all the more damaging because it's well known that Laurie lives in LA where she's trying to be a big star.
According to her husband's Personal Financial Disclosure (a document that U.S. Senators and candidates must fill out annually to disclose their financial interests), Laurie Coleman worked for Holster, Inc., a merchandising-supply company, in Los Angeles and Susan Bristol, Inc. in New York City in 2004 ... Coleman divides her time between Minnesota, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C.
But Republicans can't say they didn't ask for it: After all, they made an issue of Al Franken's sex jokes in Playboy. It's only natural that the spotlight now falls on Senator Coleman's own curious relationship.
And Laurie Coleman didn't look so wholesome was she was posing in lingerie:
Posted by Kevin Hoffman at June 19, 2008 12:43 PM
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I think it's "tips of the hat," and I think you left one obvious one out. But oh well.
Posted by: Jeremiah at June 19, 2008 5:41 PM
Of course it's fake and so what? I'm not a huge fan of Coleman and have no plans to vote for him, but I've been impressed by many of his votes during his tenure in the Senate.
Cripes, you Minnesotans are so literal minded. Norm's from Brooklyn so perhaps he is using IRONY - something that seems to be dead out here.
Rome is burning and you're trying to figure out if his wife was spliced in. We need people in Congress who will do the right thing and their personal relationships should not figure into the equation.
Posted by: Anne at June 19, 2008 10:26 PM
She is obviously not in the same room--I noticed that and I've only seen this ad on TV once.
I just thought that was how it was supposed to look, and this was one of those lame ads where we're supposed to believe the players are hip because they break the wall between actor and narrator. Are you saying we're supposed to think she's in the kitchen with him?
Posted by: Jeremy B at June 20, 2008 6:50 AM
To my dear commentator, Anne: This east/west coast provincialism must go away. I originally from New York, but I grew up here, and I would never go back. Stop picking on a state that far exceeds just about every state over there in high school graduation rates and SAT/ACT scores. Just stop it; you have no basis for your "you Minnesotans" comment. Its just IGNORANCE! And, yes, I know what "irony" means. Your little mind may carry on now.
Posted by: Helm Matthews at June 20, 2008 7:24 AM
Oh, and the guy that wrote this is from Cleveland. No offense, Kevin.
Posted by: Helm Matthews at June 20, 2008 7:28 AM
I'll agree with Anne on one thing: Why does this even matter?!? Good for Laurie Coleman if she's off doing her own thing and can't race across the country to be in a cheesy commercial for her husband. And even if their marriage is one the rocks or whatever, that has nothing to do with his potential as a public figure. Like most politicians aren't putting on a show anyway!
If you're basing your vote on that kind of drivel, please do the Great State of Minnesota a favor and stay home on voting day.
And hey, props to Laurie. She's strong and smokin' in the picture.
Posted by: kate at June 20, 2008 12:01 PM
Norm's wife can't stand him, which is why she lives in California. Norm is The Zipper-Gate Candidate, hitting on every fresh young waitress and coatcheck girl he can lay his lecherous old eyes on.
Icky Norman.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 20, 2008 1:33 PM
suck my dick bithc
Posted by: cory doctorow at June 20, 2008 5:18 PM
Who is "Bith C"? Or did you mean Biff C? Go Biff!
Posted by: Helm Matthews at June 20, 2008 6:10 PM
If its real, she is standing on a small stool. The end of the table is level with her thigh.
Posted by: t46byyunb at June 22, 2008 3:12 PM
She did too look wholesome. Very, very wholesome.
By golly, Norm, I know you've got some money saved up. If you'd just concede this election, instead of rushing around campaigning and stuff, I'll bet you could spend the best part of next year in that very bed. That could easily be the best year of your entire life, Norm. I'd do it if I were you, Norm. Think about it, Norm; life is short and getting shorter.
Posted by: W. Kiernan at June 22, 2008 7:34 PM
in all seriousness norm does not look well to me...a bit too hollow cheeked and ashy around the eyes....has anyone else noticed this?
Posted by: whomever at July 16, 2008 2:46 AM
Does his wife care that he dates and sleeps with waitresses?
Posted by: Carol at August 5, 2008 1:56 PM

