Minnesota Barbies: Which one are you?

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Minnetonka Barbie is only sold at the Galleria, comes with Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, and an optional tummy tuck and face lift. Uptown Barbies are lesbians, made of tofu, feature hairy armpits and a sexy Subaru wagon. Dinkytown Barbie/Ken has optional snap-on parts? 

LittleMoePeep (via) posted a set of "Minnesota Barbies," which play off of all of our favorite Twin Cities stereotypes. Hicks, yuppies, hippies... We've got it all. Luckily we live with Minnesota passive aggressive drama where our terrible stereotypes of one another are just laughed at on the internet in the form of ridiculous anorexia-inducing plastic dolls. Perhaps it is time for a TC Barbie battle?

Check out our personal favorite below.


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' Coon Rapids Barbie ' 
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. cd set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk (or sober). Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. 

Check out the rest of the Barbies here .What Barbie is missing from the list? Are any of these Barbies completely off base?


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