Pissed about a rainy day? Blame God
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This is your chance to understand weather from God's POV. He's got some crazy feelings (bipiolar perhaps?) and Northwestern College is all over it. Learn more tonight.
Here is what Julie Von Vett will discuss:
Weather is more talked about than any other topic. God has arranged the weather system on the earth. There are patterns to this weather. How does a tornado form? What causes hurricanes? Why aren't raindrops larger? Science is about finding patterns and then predicting what will happen. The study of weather allows us to think God's thoughts after him.Event details:
Tuesday, April 21, 7:30 pm
Northwestern College, 3003 North Snelling, Roseville
Totino Fine Arts Center, Room F2128 (Old F116)
Open to the public
Is God also to blame for the cold front of gay people taking us by storm? Because pretty soon, gay people will be falling from the sky. Onto our homes. Onto our churches. And onto our families. The gay rain army just won't stop. Yep, it's totally God's fault.