Chocolate Rain's Tay Zonday reads Mark Sanford's cheating emails

Categories: Creepy

If there's anything that could make South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's Argentine love saga any more surreal, it's this:

A good first effort, but I'd like to make one suggestion for the sequel:

This Sanford email is too tame. Give us a reading of the pornier one:
I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night's light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ...''
In Zonday's naturally deep voice, the creepiness factor will be multiplied by 100. Also, you could incorporate "I move away from the mic to breathe in" at the most breathless parts.

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