Man believed pizza slice was left behind to harass others
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The 43-year-old man demanded that police write out a police report about the slice of pizza, claiming it was left near a fence with the intent to harass. Police described the pizza slice to the Pioneer Press: "The man had found a piece of pizza that was three-quarters eaten, with bite marks in it." It was a cheese and pepperoni pizza with traditional hand-tossed crust, in case you were wondering.
No other potentially harassing slices of partially eaten pizza slices were found at the scene. We can all sleep in peace tonight.