Man believed pizza slice was left behind to harass others
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The 43-year-old man demanded that police write out a police report about the slice of pizza, claiming it was left near a fence with the intent to harass. Police described the pizza slice to the Pioneer Press: "The man had found a piece of pizza that was three-quarters eaten, with bite marks in it." It was a cheese and pepperoni pizza with traditional hand-tossed crust, in case you were wondering.
No other potentially harassing slices of partially eaten pizza slices were found at the scene. We can all sleep in peace tonight.
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Every pizza I've ever ordered from Domino's was 'suspicious', in that I 'suspected' I was eating ketchup-covered cardboard lightly sprinkled with melted baby soap...
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 30 2009 @ 3:09PMDude! I'm totally sorry. Can I have my slice back? It was meant to harass a jerk on the 1400 block of Desoto.
Posted On: Thursday, Jul. 30 2009 @ 4:31PMWas the pizza taken into custody? Does it have visitation rights? I'm pretty sure my dog would love to help it break out of jail.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 31 2009 @ 2:10PMI myself have recently been pestered by an exploded Quorn Sausage. That's all I'm willing to say as the case is now under investigation by Scotland Yard.
Posted On: Friday, Jul. 31 2009 @ 2:12PMlolzz.. visitation rights ? hahahhaha lolz.. :) i would love a pizza rite now..
The pizza slice was taken as proof , as suspect or convict ? lolzzz
What an idiot. If stupidity were a crime, he would get the death penalty!
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what sort of a prick is this guy, if brains was dynamite he wouldnt have enough to blow his hat off retard
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Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 10:51AM"We call all sleep in peace tonight."
Proofreading is your friend.
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 11:25AMA lot of judgments without knowing facts. The man could be in a long ongoing dispute with a close neighbor (very common).
Maybe the neighbor has left trash and other crap on this mans property before.
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 11:31AM
Was the bite mark missing a tooth? :
http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2009/07/marijuana-fun.html
I wonder if it's related to this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O_VFrAQRiE
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Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 11:49AMI would be ticked off if someone was throwing garbage into my yard.
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 12:18PMOne day a real rain will come and wash all the tomato sauce off the streets
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 1:32PMThanks for not forcing my browser to pop open off-site links in a new window... I hate websites that manipulate me like that.
Oh wait...
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 1:50PMI left an egg in front of someone's house before in order to harass them. I chickened out of throwing it and instead tossed their Sunday paper in the bushes and left the egg on the bricks. FU grandpa!
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 2:15PMFavorite part was with intent to harass lol.
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 8:24PMIt's not my slice . . I SWEAR . . I mean . . I was holdin it for a friend. *eats exhibit "a" *
Posted On: Saturday, Aug. 1 2009 @ 9:25PMRelated to this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O_VFrAQRiE
Some people call the police for the dumbest of reasons...
Posted On: Sunday, Aug. 2 2009 @ 1:55AMDon't mock. I've been harassed by a menacing baked ziti for over a year now.
Posted On: Sunday, Aug. 2 2009 @ 7:25PM
