The Booze Death Calculator: How many Hamm's would kill you?

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​It's Friday. The greatest day of the week. Like many across the country, it's a time for City Pages to imbibe. And because it's the last weekend of August, we're feeling extra giddy. That's means we plan to drink, David Carr style. (Well... not totally true. We'll skip the blow.)

On that note: ever wonder how many cans of Hamms you could drink before you keel over dead? Us too. Thank god for the Booze Death Calculator. This is one the greatest inventions in the history of these internets.It would take 24 bottles of Hamm's to kill me

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And if I'm feeling chubby:

It would take 28 bottles of Hamm's Light to kill me

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And if I'm feeling effete, and need some of Portland, Oregon's best:

It would take 21 bottles of BridgePort IPA to kill me

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Numbers based on a three-hour drinking period.