If female celebrities were horror villians ...

With the tabloids up in their grills 24/7, female celebrities sometimes act on scary impulses. Perhaps they're fueled by the nightlife, a recent divorce or eight stiff gin and tonics. All we know is, the personal and public lives of some of the most talked-about ladies of Hollywood seem to beg for a villainous role:

​Lindsay Lohan = Kayako Saeki a.k.a. The Grudge Girl
When drunken nights claim the life of her vocal chords, Lohan could communicate via throat-clicking (at which point, she'll be even more terrifying). Thus, the perfect fit for the disjointed wretch that terrorizes her house's inhabitants. Long stringy hair: Check. Intoxicated swagger: Check. Dilated pupils: For shiz.