Live Nude Adrian Peterson on ESPN mag cover
|NSFW? I don't even know anymore.|
For its "Body" issue, the magazine asked several athletes to pose in the altogether, and Petersen wasn't shy about showing off what God gave him.
Unlike Shiancoe, whose dong could not be contained by a bath towel made by mortal hands, Peterson manages to obscure his manhood with his tree-trunk legs.
At least we think that's a leg.As made clear in this Strib story (and in the comments below), Peterson was not completely naked and was wearing "lighter colored boxer briefs". Hey, a fella can dream, can't he?