Michele Bachmann is Missing In Action

​Michele Bachmann is M.I.A. Somebody call Rambo.

The holy warrior who suggested we slit our wrists and become blood brothers in her war against the Census Bureau apparently cannot even bother to show up to do her job and vote.

Maybe she was too busy spouting nonsense on TV?

Dusty Trice, the local blogger who must be the bane of Bachmann's existence, highlights this list which shows that Bachmann missed 105 out of 668 votes, or 13.6% percent of the vote, which puts her 11th on the list of slackers.

Perhaps they should consider releasing an inaction figure.