Intoxicated Wisconsin man run over by train survives
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Police say engineers saw a person laying in the middle of the tracks by Ninth and Military around 10:30. They couldn't stop the three-engine train in time.
Investigators say the man crawled out from under the train, unhurt and looking as if he'd "just awakened from a nap."
Police say the 42-year-old man was drunk. He was cited for trespassing.
A trespassing citation seems like a better deal any day than getting sliced, diced and crushed.