The 20 most-read CityPages.com stories of 2009
20. David Hasselhoff: The 10 most memorable moments
19. Jesse Ventura: "Coleman's always been a hypocrite"
18. Man burgles home, hides under nearby car
17. Best Buy exec denied first-class seat because he looked like a scrub
16. Target pulls offensive "Illegal Alien" costume
15. Only in Wisconsin: Man finds roadkill deer, eats it, mounts head
14. Man believed pizza slice was left behind to harass others
13. Metrodome bathroom sex couple stalked by PiPress
12. Bong water is an illegal drug, Minn. Supreme Court rules
11. Hug at McDonald's costs woman $100,000
10. Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly rips Playboy "hate-sex" story
9. 'Run Hadji Run' fireworks at Wis. store not so patriotic after all
8. Wis. man attempts drive-by shooting, forgets to roll down car window
7. Woman disfigured after injecting lube into her face
6. 10 Things hipsters couldn't ruin in the '00s
5. Brock Lesnar may never fight again, says UFC president Dana White
4. Boy hid in oven to escape dad's attack, dad turns on oven
3. How to shave your balls: A lesson from Gillette
2. Before Brock: 10 career-ending freak accidents and illnesses
1. Local dad spoke only Klingon to child for three years































