No deck chairs in line for Sarah Palin at Mall of America
Categories: Mall of America, Politics
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How big? Let's just say that mall officials have told Palinistas they won't be allowed to camp out with deck chairs in the Rotunda while they wait in a potentially hours-long line to greet Mama Grizz.
Whether you want to praise her as the patriotic savior of the Republic, or call her out as an anti-intellectual embarrassment to all sentient beings, here's what you need to know for getting yourself a signed copy of Palin's book:
- The line starts at 5 a.m. outside the mall's east entrance. Book signing is from noon to 4 p.m.
- The line is for a wristband. To get a wristband, you have to have a copy of the book with proof that it was purchased from the mall's Barnes and Noble. Two books max per person.
- No wrist band means no entry to the autograph/book signing line.
- You can't have someone get you a wristband. You have to get in line like everyone else.The only thing Palin will sign will be her book: No memorabilia or other souvenirs will be allowed.
- Did we mention that no chairs allowed in line? Yes, we did.
- No bags will be allowed in line. That's right, no bags. Leave them in your car.
- Forget about any up-close and personal photos. They won't be allowed.
- A special needs signing area will be available for guests.
Other than that, hey, have a great time.
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