Winona woman yanked man's genitals so hard he needed stiches

​Here's a cheery holiday story to get you warmed up for a long weekend with the family. A good genital yank gets us all in the mood.

A Winona woman allegedly grabbed a man's genitals so hard that he needed stitches, police said. Ouch.

The 54-year-old woman was arrested and could faces charges for domestic assault, third-degree assault, and interfering with a 911 call. She denies grabbing the man and says he cut himself. Silly us. We can think of numerous men who would be willing to cut their own junk for the fun of it.

Then she gives the money quote to the Winona Daily News: "I did not grab him by his testicle," she said. "I kneed (him)." She said it was in self-defense.

According to police, officers arrived on the scene and the man pulled down his underwear to show the wound. There was a large tear on his privates. The man said she grabbed him by the genitals, pulled them and then jerked. He later went to the hospital where he received stitches.