Video of the day: Vampire governor? What's the worst that can happen?

In case you missed it, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, running on the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans ticket, wants to be our governor. The man is nothing if not a dedicated self-promoter. He's also a ripe target for parody:

The video was posted on YouTube by someone claiming to be Sharkey's campaign manager -- and announced in the comments under this story in City Pages.

To which Sharkey replies:

"To the Simple Minded Fuckhead form Cleveland, Ohio who posted comment number 5. You are a BITCH. I hear your mother is a streetwalking whore, who sucks cocks, like I love sucking on girls necks and their bodies. I challenge you to face me in Rochester, MN on the IDES OF MARCH! And with the media there, I am make you curse the day you were conceived."

Here's an official campaign video, e-mailed from Sharkey himself:

As the old saying goes, "Politics ain't beanbag."


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