Minnesota ranks No. 28 in U.S. penis size. The good news? We're ahead of Wisconsin

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Condomania sells condoms online. Lots of them. In 76 different sizes. Been doing it since since 1994.

"After gathering detailed information on over 27,000 penises, we now have the most comprehensive database of penis sizes on the planet," says Chris Filkins, director of technology at Condomania. "Needless to say, these men's privacy is our utmost concern, and we're interested only in the statistics, and not who's who! But the data itself is pretty interesting."

Scientific study? You be the judge. Meantime, we're going to avoid cliches here folks. We are not going to talk, for example, about the stiff competition.

Oh, wait.

So here are the state rankings. At least we're ahead of Wisconsin:

  1. New Hampshire
  2. Oregon
  3. New York
  4. Indiana
  5. Arizona
  6. Hawaii
  7. Louisiana
  8. Massachusetts
  9. Alabama
  10. Washington
  11. New Mexico
  12. California
  13. Arkansas
  14. Nevada
  15. Virginia
  16. Tennessee
  17. Illinois
  18. Oklahoma
  19. South Dakota
  20. Georgia
  21. Pennsylvania
  22. Mississippi
  23. Michigan
  24. Florida
  25. Rhode Island
  26. Kansas
  27. Maryland
  28. Minnesota
  29. Vermont
  30. Connecticut
  31. Wisconsin
  32. New Jersey
  33. North Dakota
  34. Idaho
  35. Texas
  36. Missouri
  37. Montana
  38. Ohio
  39. Nebraska
  40. Colorado
  41. Maine
  42. North Carolina
  43. Delaware
  44. South Carolina
  45. Kentucky
  46. West Virginia
  47. Alaska
  48. Iowa
  49. Utah
  50. Wyoming

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