John Butcher smelled sweet aroma of Twins Toker's red pepper bong
|Yes, that man is smoking weed out of a bong whittled from a red pepper.|
We've got a standing invitation to the Twins Toker himself for a one-on-one pow-wow, but David Brauer has the next best thing: a nose-witness account.
John Butcher was sitting in Section 1 with the Twins Toker and vouches for the version of events on CNN by a fellow fan who snitched to security (putting to rest speculation that this incident was a hoax). High-lariously, security let the veggie toker off with just a warning.
"I can verify he said he was going to be the first one to smoke pot at Target Field."Well, that's not entirely true: The guards made him ditch the MacGyver Bong, but let him enjoy the rest of the game -- and Target Field's concessions -- in peace.
John says he "definitely" smelled pot.
"Security didn't do anything."