Jared Allen cuts the mullet to prove love indeed conquers all

He cleans up pretty good, don't you think?

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At least when it comes to his hair.

"The things men do for love," Allen said on the Minnesota Vikings team blog.

Indeed. This, after all, is a 6 feet 6 inch, 270-pound Pro-Bowl defensive end who  threatened to sack some idiot in an Arizona bar for calling his fiance a word that rhymes with "punt."

"I'll break your fucking neck homeboy," Allen says while TMZ video rolls. "And then I'll write a check to your fucking name too."

We trust he was more kind to his barber.

"The mullet isn't just a hairdo. It's definitely a lifestyle," he says in this video (below). "If I approach you from the front, it's like, wow, that dude is pretty serious. Then I walk away and you're like, damn, he likes to party. With two Rs."

Now that it's cut, does that mean he's a little more, um, one dimensional? (Kidding, Mr. Allen. KIDDING. Don't hurt us. Please.)