Osseo High students boycott prom, plan boat cruise for all-night grinding
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Osseo High School apparently sent out a list of rules for prom and one of them outright banned any form of dance resembling grinding. And if you know teenagers these days, it's pretty much the only dance they know how to do. Butt-on-crotch is where it's at. So if you ban it, you pretty much end all dancing at prom.
No worries, folks! Prom will be yawn-worthy and empty. The "bad" kids will be going buck-wild on the boat instead.
School administrators are a little concerned about the students planning their own shindig on the boat, but they are holding tight to their anti-grinding prom policy. Grind all you want on the boat, kids.
The boat prom will be monitored by 10 pro-grinding parent chaperones and 15 people from the cruise company. Drinking is prohibited and students have to sign a waiver with their parents making them responsible for any accidents or v-cards lost on the boat.
We have one request for the dudes: Please avoid anything that resembles Dick Slang, the latest YouTube dance sensation. Ladies will be jumping off the side of the boat in no time. Video NSFW!