RSVP to Michele Bachmann's Tea Party

Who wants to board Michele Bachmann's crazy train?

​Michele Bachmann is having a tea party! Only instead of inviting all the neighborhood girls to bring their dollies, she's hosting members of Congress!

Bachmann has scheduled a special announcement to reveal the elite members of her new Tea Party Caucus. We're expecting something like LeBron's Decision, but with more angry white people.

We've already got a preview of the elite squad, and offered some slogans, and it's a murderer's row of tax-complainers, Obama critics, and other assorted Caucasian malcontents.

Pete Hoekstra and Pete Session debate the merits of Unbirthday Legislation.

​Your Washington Generals Starting Line-Up:
 
Mike Pence

Pete Hoekstra

Pete Sessions

Steve King

Paul Broun

Todd Tiahrt

John Carter

Cliff Stearns

Dan Burton

John Culbertson