Steve Horner's Top 5 Best Quotes

"I spent 30 days in the Ramsey County workhouse for nonthreatening phone calls I made to the commissioner of Minnesota's Department of Human Rights for what I believe was her failure to protect my civil rights -- the rights of a balding white guy. I doubt Tom has ever had so much as a traffic ticket."

--Steve Horner's letter-to-the-editor, published in The Minnesota Daily last month.

5. Steve's take on his quest to stop Ladies' Nights.

Steve: "Listen, a lot of people tell me, 'Steve, why didn't you just go to another bar?' Rosa Parks stood for the principles of equal rights. A lot of people say 'Well why didn't she just get up and get on another bus?'"

John Oliver: "How's this for a list? Rosa Parks, Nelson Mandela, the girl in Tiananmen square with the flower, and now, Steve horner. What do you think?"

Steve: "And Muhammad Ali."

- A February 2007 episode of The Daily Show.

Bonus:

"It would not be sacrilegious to put me in the same camp as Jesus Christ."

--The Daily Show, 2007.