Andrew Welshons busted for wandering drunk and naked through women's dorm
Categories: Booze
College, it has been said, is a time for experimentation. Which means it's all about working through the steps of the scientific method. You remember how that goes. 
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Here's how your lab notebook might read if you were 19-year-old Andrew Welshons, a student at Minnesota State University in Moorhead:
- Ask a question: What will happen if I get unreasonably drunk, strip naked, and start bothering women in the female wing of my dorm?
- Construct a hypothesis: It will be awesome.
- Test your hypothesis: In the early hours of October 1, I got unreasonably drunk (a subsequent breath test registered 0.142 Blood Alcohol Content), stripped naked, and started bothering women in the female wing of my dorm. I first tried to enter the room of two women, then lounged around a nearby study area. At approximately 6:50 a.m., someone called the police, who brought me some pants and issued me two citations.
- Analyze your data and draw a conclusion: The women did not like my experiment, and neither did the police, and I have a court date on Tuesday. The hypothesis was incorrect.
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