Brett Favre's penis revealed by Deadspin [UPDATE]

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Not a good day to be a gunslinger.
Update: Favre dodges questions about the photos. More after the jump.

Deadspin said they had the Brett Favre penis pictures, and today they offered evidence, posting images said to have been sent by the gridiron gunslinger to former Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.

They don't leave much to the imagination. They also don't include Crocs. Deadspin says the footwear visible in the shots is more likely to be a slipper.

And despite hyping the story since August, Deadspin also decided at the last minute to hedge its bets. It placed the money shots inside a video -- they appear at the very end -- and preface them with a question:

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You've been warned.

Update: Favre was asked about the photos at today's press conference with Randy Moss, and he ducked.

Near the end of the 12-minute question and answer session posted on the Vikings website, a reporter asked: "There's an e-mail report today that accuses you of sending some inappropriate text messages to a female employee of the Jets during your year there. Would you care to respond to those allegations?"

Favre took a swig of water and said, "No, I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets, and trying to get some timing down with our guys. So that's all I'm going to discuss."

"I've got my hands full with the Jets," he said.

Warning: The photos on the next page are graphic.


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