Chris Kluwe whiteboards some "illegal hit" thoughts

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Chris Kluwe's helpful advice.
In case you missed it, some NFL players are getting spanked for hitting each other "illegally."

The rest of them are being sent to re-education camps where their heads are getting filled with a peace, love and understanding video.

Vikings punter Chris Kluwe attended the political correctness confab, and tweeted a few thoughts.

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He followed that with this little gem:

Great quote from the video "You can't lead with your helmet, forearm, or shoulder." I guess we have to karate kick people now when tackling.

And this one:

My wife is fining the kitchen counter for an illegal hit on her head. Now her vision is all blurry.

And he linked to a helpful whiteboard presentation. Seems he's a little concerned about equal application of the new rules.

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The new rules are designed to protect offensive players from over-the-top defensive tackles. Steelers linebacker James Harrison was fined $75,000 on Tuesday, New England Patriots safety Brandon Meriweather and Atlanta Falcons cornerback Dunta Robinson were fined $50,000 each on Sunday under the new rules.

So, what's an illegal hit? Here's a helpful video.

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