David A. Goodman the naked mailman shows his naked mug
|Whitefish Bay Police Department|
|David A. Goodman, looking sad that his joke fell flat|
Goodman thought his prank would elicit a few chuckles from 21-year-old Tiffany Washington, a worker at a legal office who Goodman had pegged as a little "stressed out." So he dropped his uniform, knocked on the door, and handed Washington the mail.
Washington was not amused. She turned away from him, and held out her hand.
"Give me the mail and get out of here," she said.
We reported this to you last Thursday. Since then, we're pretty sure the Whitefish Bay Police Department has been swamped with media calls--the mug we requested last week came in just this morning.
|Picture him naked.|
"Oh come on. You don't have the balls to do that," she said, according to Goodman.
Goodman took Washington's comment as a dare, he told police. He came back about ten minutes later, completely in the buff.
Unfortunately, Washington doesn't remember things happening that way. She told police she never heard Goodman make any comment about coming back naked. She certainly didn't dare him, she said.
Oops. Let's just say we think it's pretty safe to bet that Goodman won't be delivering anything but court documents for the foreseeable future...