Minnesota Planetarium Society changes Zodiac [UPDATE]

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Everything you think you know about zodiac signs is wrong.
So there you are, thinking that you've been a passionate, mercurial and obsessive Scorpio your whole life and boom, now you're a Libra. A Libra! Indecisive, gullible, self-indulgent.

For this news, and for completely upending those worthless pick-up lines you've heard in bars all these years, you can thank the Minnesota Planetarium Society. They've decided the Zodiac is wrong.


It has something to do with our moon making the Earth wobble on its axis, throwing off our calendars and messing with our horoscopes. For example:

The Earth spins and, like a toy top, the spin axis moves around, pointing in different directions. Today, Earth's spin axis points toward the pole star, Polaris. Around 3000 BC Earth's spin axis pointed toward Thuban. Wait 26,000 years and the north star will again be Thuban. ... This means that if the sun was "in" a certain constellation on a particular date, it is in a different constellation on that date today.

How bad is this news? Everything you know is off by a month because we've been relying on ancient signs that haven't kept pace with the solar system's wobbly ways.

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Ophiuchus, the 13th sign of the Zodiac.
And heaven forbid your birthday falls between Nov. 29 and Dec. 17, because now you're something called an Ophiuchus.

This is your sign -- now.

  • Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
  • Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
  • Pisces: March 11-April 18
  • Aries: April 18-May 13
  • Taurus: May 13-June 21
  • Gemini: June 21-July 20
  • Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
  • Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
  • Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
  • Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
  • Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
  • Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
  • Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

Update: Western astrologers say there's nothing to worry about: Your sign is safe.


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tangoin54time
tangoin54time

You really need to stick to astronomy as you clearly know nothing about astrology. Ophiuchus has been there since the beginning of time. The astrological wheel is divided into the four elements and the Trinity thus creating twelve "houses". Ophiuchus is actually outside of the astrological wheel and is designated on the mayan and Indian wheel as lying outside of those twelve houses. Ophiuchus is simply telling us that we are moving into a new Age. He is not slaying the snake. He is showing that he has command over his masculine as the snake represents one strand of the two strand DNA. This means we are moving into a feminine-dominated Age. At the end of that Age, the strand will represent the conquering of the feminine energies. You really need to fix this erroneous information you are sending out. Stop feeding people with this bunk. Does this mean that you are just going to keep adding constellations whenever you feel like it? The wheel is archetypal and cannot be changed.

Roberto Basilico 83
Roberto Basilico 83

Guys... Thanks God you demostrated it! Indian Jotish knew it since then...

Dounavdounav
Dounavdounav

Thank you :)) !!!!!

Proud :)) Ophiuchus :))

and what about ascending sign ? That changes to or not.....confused ??

Cheryl
Cheryl

My birthday is March 11th.......so what am I? Aquarius or Pisces? Let me know.

jd
jd

Old info proves none of this matters.

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