In a world polluted by two-bit political hacks, will the scales fall from the voters' eyes? Will they see the one who can rescue them from tyranny and oppression? Tim Pawlenty. He has "The Courage To Stand." He also has an awesomely over-the-top campaign commercial
worthy of any heart-pounding Jerry Bruckheimer movie.
So we got to thinking: What would T-Paw look like in some of the all-time biggest blockbusters?ALL PHOTOSHOPPING BY VISIONQUEST
In the heart-rending climax, Tim Pawlenty leaves Bruce Willis behind on the doomed asteroid and flies back to earth to run for president.
In the real world, Pawlenty is crippled by a bland personality, so he decided to become 10 feet tall and blue.
Pawlenty goes deep into our subconscious to plant the idea to elect him president, only to discover we're in the real world and he's trapped in his own fantasy.
Oppressed by the federal overreach of Barack Longshanks, young Timmy tries to rally a misfit band of highlanders, bellowing "Freedom!" at disinterested villagers.
Tim Pawlenty goes up river and finds a laudable example of states' rights.