Michele Bachmann naked body scans [PHOTOS]

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Michele Bachmann naked body scan pictures: The horror, the horror.
While flirting with a presidential bid in Iowa late last month, Michele Bachmann was asked about privacy concerns with full-body scanners at airport security.

"Thank you for asking that question," Bachmann said. "It's one on everybody's mind."

Bachmann then revealed that she will no longer consent to the anti-terrorism scans because she believes that the TSA wants naked photos of her to put on the internet.

It's quite a conundrum for a Congresswoman who spends an awful lot of time jaunting around the country trying to pump up her national image.

But unfortunately for Bachmann, her concern is too little, too late.

Several weeks ago, City Pages was contacted by a member of the TSA, who said he had something we might be interested in.

Intrigued, we agreed to meet him in a parking garage near our office in the Warehouse District.

The man, who took great pains to conceal his identity, opened a manilla folder containing grainy photos that had obviously come from an airport body scan.

"That's her," he said.

Having heard that naked pictures of Brett Favre's penis fetched thousands, the man initially tried to negotiate a similar high price for his naked Bachmann photos.

In the end, however, he settled for $20 and a half-finished Subway punch card.

The photos on the next page are explicit, and cannot be unseen. Please do not click this link if you are not 18 years old, or if you do not want to see Michele Bachmann naked.

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22 comments
EPC
EPC

I'd bust that ass in a heartbeat.  MB is a smoking babe in my opinion.

Ananas
Ananas

lol! Is that what Michele Bachmann looks like when you wear Rowdy Roddy Piper's sunglasses?

bootspur
bootspur

I would like to see a photo of Michele Bachman from twenty years ago...

Guest
Guest

too bad it´s a fake.....she is beautiful lady but you can clearly see it´s her face put on a someone else body.....better luck next time......

Garyprrs
Garyprrs

I would love to see her in Playboy type pics, granted she's no 20 year old, but she still looks great

Cheryl
Cheryl

Ever hear of a two-headed coin? That would be the bachmann/palin flipoverant, good for two rides on the vibrating body scan machine.

SirJaxx
SirJaxx

Oh! I get it now, this website is for Urban Hillbillies!Someone please leave a Post-It note near Jessica's cubicle telling her to be sure to clean the snot off her keyboard, because Typing while picking your boogers is disgusting!

Soots
Soots

Can't be her, the the tits and ass aren't saggy enough

Chris
Chris

Yep, that's her. I recognise her.

Sonia Shannon O
Sonia Shannon O

I thought this was an ad for a new horror flick.Damn!

Kirk the Conservative Jerk
Kirk the Conservative Jerk

@ Jen Boyles "One of these days you're going to find a website that coincides more with your ideals"

And leave all this behind? What's the fun in expressing my political views with people that already agree with me? It's the liberal dolt that needs to be reformed in the name of the greater good of society. I lived most of my life as a liberal, but one day I opened my eyes and decided it was time to grow up. Life is what YOU make of it, not what someone is able to steal from another and redistribute to you. By the way, after paying my regular monthly bills, I live off of $300 a month to pay for my food, gas, and fun. In other words; a liberals stereotypes of what a poor black man should believe in, doesn't fit. Further more, I would have HATED Michele Bachmann in my twenty's. Now her message resonates with me. I guess it all changed when I started thinking for myself in lieu of the liberal group think that used to be a big part of my life.

Flesticle
Flesticle

KirkYou've named your self so aptly.  Mucho del Jerko Grande.

Justamngirl
Justamngirl

World English Dictionary liberal (ˈlɪbərəl, ˈlɪbrəl) — adj 1. relating to or having social and political views that favour progress and reform 2. relating to or having policies or views advocating individual freedom 3. giving and generous in temperament or behaviour 4. tolerant of other people 5. abundant; lavish: a liberal helping of cream 6. not strict; free: a liberal translation 7. of or relating to an education that aims to develop general cultural interests and intellectual ability — n 8. a person who has liberal ideas or opinions

Ananas
Ananas

Silly liberals, always thinking facts speak for themselves.

Tony
Tony

So basically kirk is the opposite of everything the word liberal defines. Nice.

Kirk the Conservative Jerk
Kirk the Conservative Jerk

Wow, I thought perhaps my browser had redirected me to The Onion. So basically Citypages is confirming the Republican's objections to the TSA's invasive "full body scans", is a unconstitutional invasion of privacy, and the images WILL BE stored and distributed. Hmm, I thought conservatives were making something out of nothing, but now the liberal mindset is venturing there. Shhh, you're exposing whom the man or liar behind the curtain really is." Well Jessica, since you're somewhat of a new article writer here, I'll clue you in. People take politics somewhat serious, one spoonful at a time. So when you use absurd statements like; "he settled for $20 and a half-finished Subway punch card" I have to ask; Are you a horder, or just an idiot whom hasn't realized the subway card has lost all value since it was discontinued YEARS ago. Also, for your "TSA source" to accept this as a form of payment; this tells me were in a lot more trouble than we know, and no piece of equipment will stop the crafty from reaping havoc. Especially with your attempt to lead us to believe, that the ones in charge of keeping us safe, need to wear helmets and have drool wiped from their faces. Subway card, please...Keep it up, and someday I'll also give you a catchy little nickname like - Hart Von Douchebag.

Jen Boyles
Jen Boyles

Oh, Kirk. One of these days you're going to find a website that coincides more with your ideals and you will no longer be the "Jerk." Plz make sure to at least say goodbye to us if and when that finally happens.

megafan0101
megafan0101

i wanna see her pussy, cuz im sure id love to eat that cougars love muffiin!

henry
henry

Looks like someone doesn't understand a joke when he sees it.

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