Timberwolves sign Zlow Progresh [VIDEO]

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Progresh arrives from a bunker in Khanistan.
​He's no Ricky Rubio, but the Timberwolves (16-50) announced today the intriguing addition of another foreign baller, one Mr. Zlow Progresh.

Desperate to add a steady compliment to record-setting Kevin Love, and looking to conclude the season on a sound note, the Wolves reportedly scoured the globe to find the little-known Progresh.

For more on the mysterious newcomer, let's go to Jerry Rollins at "News 37."

After the segment, there's a special offer for some oceanfront property in Arizona.

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