Timberwolves sign Zlow Progresh [VIDEO]
He's no Ricky Rubio, but the Timberwolves (16-50) announced today the intriguing addition of another foreign baller, one Mr. Zlow Progresh.
Progresh arrives from a bunker in Khanistan.
Desperate to add a steady compliment to record-setting Kevin Love, and looking to conclude the season on a sound note, the Wolves reportedly scoured the globe to find the little-known Progresh.
For more on the mysterious newcomer, let's go to Jerry Rollins at "News 37."
After the segment, there's a special offer for some oceanfront property in Arizona.