Top Five ways Tim Pawlenty is just like Donald Trump
|Pawlenty and Trump: Not so different.|
Meanwhile, Donald Trump merely pretends to run and is the talk of CNN. T-Paw just can't win!
Perhaps the solution is for The Tim to point out all the ways that he's just like The Donald.
Here's five to get him started.
Both have really bitchin' hairdos.
|The case of the disappearing mullet.|
Back when he was just the humble governor of Minnesota, T-Paw sported a spectacular salad. Equally at home at the Republican National Convention or a Monster Truck Rally, Pawlenty's mullet was the envy of the State of Hockey.
Then he decided to run for president. T-Paw hacked off the mud flaps, and like Samson, instantly became much less interesting.
Now that Trump's helmet hair is all over CNN, Pawlenty might consider bringing back the Party in the Back. But this time, we'd suggest combing it forward into bangs.
Pawlenty and Trump are totally down with God.
|If God doesn't make Trump prez, He's fired!|
Trump, meanwhile, grew up Presbyterian in New York City, began worshiping piles of cash in college, and now that he's sort-of running for president, he thinks that "religion is a wonderful thing. I think my religion is a wonderful religion" -- no doubt because it's his religion. People shower him with bibles, he says. And he goes to church regularly--every Christmas, every Easter, and, well, "I'll go when I can."
Judging by the polls, Republicans prefer The Donald's brand of worship.