Keith Ellison isn't patriotic enough for Herman Cain

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Godfather's Pizza millionaire Herman Cain.
In pizza millionaire Herman Cain's world, all Muslims are anti-American Sharia crazies bent on forcing their religion down everyone's throats. And Cain, a Christian Republican who is toying with a presidential run, and who figures it's OK to force his religion down everyone's throats, has special venom reserved to DFL Rep., and Muslim, Keith Ellison.

"So Keith Ellison you think would be more in favor of Sharia law than the Declaration of Independence?" right field radio talker Laura Ingraham asked him.

"Didn't he take his oath on the Qur'an instead of the Bible?"

Yes he did, on Thomas Jefferson's Qur'an.

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Rep. Keith Ellison is sworn into office on Thomas Jefferson's Qur'an.
Well then, Cain says, Ellison can't be a real American because:

"If you take an oath on the Qur'an, that means you support Sharia law. I support American law. Our laws were derived from principles that are biblically based. Maybe not said in the same words that are in the Bible, but our laws are derived from principles based upon the Bible. This is why I'm not going to back down or pander to anyone who wants to call me xenophobic or a bigot simply because I said no. I don't want anybody in my administration that I'm going to have to be looking over my shoulder to figure out if they are going to try to do something against the principles that I believe in which are also the principles that the majority, the overwhelming majority of the American people believe." (Hat tip: MinnIndy)

Let's break that down.

Cain seems to think that by swearing an oath on a Qur'an, Ellison is promising to pass Sharia law. By that logic, anyone who swears an oath on a Bible must be trying to pass biblical laws. But which ones? We're looking forward to new rules about women wearing pants, stoning adulterers, and tattoo parlors.

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Jefferson: "A wall of separation between church and State."
Cain says our laws are biblically based. But the framers of the Constitution, in their eternal wisdom, purposely left out any direct mention of god or Christianity or the Bible. They could see theocrats like Cain coming from a mile away. That's why Thomas Jefferson talked about "a wall of separation between church and State." That's why we have the Establishment Clause in the First Amendment.

And Cain's pretty adamant that only his version of patriotic Americans -- i.e. non-Muslim Americans -- would ever be allowed to serve in a Cain Administration at the White House. Perhaps he's not familiar with Article 6 of the Constitution, which specifically requires that, "No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States."

Despite all this, we'll take Cain's word when he says he's not a bigot.

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C'mon Kirk. Let's see some real courage.Publish your REAL name....your REAL location and your REAL occupation.Pull off the robe and hood and back up your lies and slanders.

Kirk the Conservative Jerk
Kirk the Conservative Jerk

Damn, your mouth has to hurt!Talking from both sides of you mouth like that Hart. Have you become... What's that slanderous term you use to call the TEA Party?Oh ya; are you now a "teabagger" Hart? Looking towards our founding fathers for guidance and support of ideas. I'm sure Keith Ellison truly admires the former "slave owner" known as Thomas Jefferson and looks to him for inspiration all the time. I personally love the man's BRILLIANT mind, because not but 1 in 10 modern day, so called "men", would hold a candle to the dynamo known as Jefferson.

Liberals using Thomas Jefferson as support, now that's just FUNNY!!!

"The republican is the only form of government which is not eternally at open or secret war with the rights of mankind." --Thomas Jefferson"We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." --Thomas Jefferson"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." --Thomas Jefferson"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." -- Thomas Jefferson"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." --Thomas Jefferson "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." --Thomas Jefferson

And a liberal using the U.S. Constitution for it's exact words?Use it when it works, destroy it when it don't; that's the liberal way!

FascistS Uck
FascistS Uck

Jeff: why don't your publish your real name, real location and real occupation you statist-facist! The best part of you ran down your daddies leg after paying your mother 20 bucks


Experience demands that man is the only animal which devours his own kind, for I can apply no milder term to the general prey of the rich on the poor. He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.

hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.

if you quote jefferson you should quote what pertains to you


Goodness sir. Congratulations! You are the proud author of the most disjointed missive I have read all week, and I am an editor. Mr. Van Denburg's not very controversial primary point appears to be that Herman Cain is full of shite. Your response, if that is what it is, is to offer extended Thomas Jefferson heavy breathing and straight out of central casting use of the word liberal, complete with creative use of grammar. Somehow, Herman Cain is still full of shite.

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