Jason Velick named PETA's 2011 Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door

• Yep! Those were my wife's arms and no animals were harmed with the hair products either! :-)

• Kirk, I think you are just threatened by Velick's undeniable sexiness.  There is jealousy dripping from your post.  The AETA was enacted by the Bush administration, and I challenge you to tell me one organized group during the Bush years that wasn't linked to terrorism or put on the FBI watch list.  My weekly poker game is on the FBI watch list.  And you know why?  Because we hate freedom.  Yeah, that's right.  We hate freedom.  HATE IT!   Yeah, a few nutjobs take the animal rights thing too far.  Boo hoo.  You know what, you don't see people griping about libertarians and dorks like that when Tim McVeigh blows up a government building.  So you know what, give Jason his props.  He earned the right to be the most sexy vegan alive.  He is macho.  He is like Ricardo Montalban and Chuck Norris in their prime vegan wrapped into one man.  Just because you tried to wank with a mock tofu roll once and failed, you don't live in Velicks stratosphere, that's no reason for you to be sour organic grapes. Don't hate, appreciate!

• In 2006, the Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act (AETA)  became federal law, thus putting PETA on the terrorism watch list, and the FBI had been investigating PETA for several years now. I wonder what Jason thinks about all this... Kill a rancher, and destroy his property, to save a cow.  Or does he just like to dance around naked in public. What do you all think his shoes are made from?  Hardened bean curd?

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