David Letterman jokes about Michele Bachmann's ass in Top 10 List [VIDEO]

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Letterman turns Bachmann into a punchline.
David Letterman is hot on Michele Bachmann's tail, making fun of her ass and her makeup in Tuesday night's Top 10 list: "Signs There's Already Trouble at Michele Bachmann's Campaign Headquarters."

It surely won't be long before Republicans complain that Letterman would never say make fun of a Democratic woman -- except that, of course, he already has (see below).

Coming in at No. 10: Staff spends 50 percent of the time researching facts, the other 50 percent of the time explaining to Michele she got the facts wrong.

No. 9: Supply room is down to its last industrial sized bucket of mascara.

No. 6: No. 6 Latest strategy: X-ray Bachmann's ass to prove it's real.

Watch:

At least he didn't put a guy with a beard in a skirt to mock Bachmann, which is exactly what he did a few years ago to take a shot at Hillary Clinton:

UPDTE: Right wing website Breitbart accuses Letterman of being a Democratic shill:

It goes without saying that David Letterman wouldn't make these jokes about a male candidate for President. We think it's also highly unlikely he would say this about a woman running on the Democratic ticket. Can you imagine this joke being made about Hillary Clinton?

Oops.

This is already Letterman's second jab at Bachmann since her John Wayne Gacy moment.

She keeps making these minor mistakes, these little hair splitting things, but you know, she's under greater scrutiny now because she' running for president. And did you see this?

Watch this:

Earlier this week, Michele Bachmann confused John Wayne with serial killer John Wayne Gacy. She sincerely regrets the error and vows to continue her campaign in the spirit of our great founding fathers Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and Osama bin Franklin. Vote Bachmann, 2013.

We're sure there will be more where that came from.

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Allyoopad
Allyoopad

Letterman continues to call Michele Bachmann by the name of "O'BACHMANN" He either doesn't get it or is that stupid! Stop picking on the Republicans!!!!

Mn Voter
Mn Voter

JWW: So your saying because one president ran an operation "Guns For Contra" that has been investigated is the same as Obama-holder "Fast and Furious" that is tied to killing 10's of thousands of mexican citizens. There is a cover up that is coming undone. Your peabrain can't handle it but we have criminals in the administration and they better come clean. Holder might need a mexican lawyer to defend him. I'll give you a hint I was alive back then and not in diapers like you. It wasn't right then either. But obviously you have your head up Obama's ass and don't have a problem with 20,000 mexicans being killed because of Obama's administration actions? What kind of idiot are you? Letterman is still a sexist and you evidently are a sexist enabler!CT: You are irrelevant but Bachmann has a long way to go to get my vote.

Mn Voter
Mn Voter

JWW: I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. I don't hold any politican as a hero. Most of my hero's are dead (some still in far away lands). Your diagnosis is incorrect - I'm clinically depressed from the Obama and Dayton's fuck ups!

Iran-Contra was wrong but right now we have Holder withholding information that is needed to understand the role of our government selling guns illegallly and 20,000 plus mexican citizens murdered with those many of those guns. I've been happy and married for 30 years. I get enough sex daily from my wonderful wife. I never thought of dry humping anything much less another woman. Is this something you do on a regular basis? Just kidding. Gotta go, I'm going to jump my wife's bones right now.

Hey seriously jww, I'm sorry I offended you.

jww
jww

MN Voter:

Clinically depressed from Obama and Dayton's fuck-ups?  How would you describe your mental health under Bush and Pawlenty?  Did you like paying ever increasing property taxes and other taxes disguised as fees?  Did you like the constant borrowing from k-12 and the rest of the book-cooking that was going on?  Do you also have a mullet?  Did you like the unfunded preemptive wars (-$4 trillion) and unfunded Medicare Part D (an obvious election ploy to win the votes of old folks) that will cost $1 trillion over the next 10 years from W and Dick?  Isn't this the kind of socialism that the right is always warning/griping about...a $ trillion program with no dedicated financing?

You seem a little choosy with your outrage...that must be a convenient way to live.

And, since you asked, I no longer am compelled to dry-hump.  I visited Bachmann and Associates and we were able to pray that nasty habit away....I've been clean for 11 months.  Once an addict, always an addict though...so keep your fingers crossed.

I sensed some mild humor in your last post...it was an unexpected surprise.  There might still be some hope for your condition.  I recommend reducing your consumption of Fox "news".

MICatholicLawyer
MICatholicLawyer

Liberal Demo-commies are all queer imbeciles, no exceptions. Michele is welcome to sit on my face anytime.

jww
jww

Name one thing I have ever said on here in defense of Obama?  Just one.  You are the one who has blind allegience to teapublican party rhetoric and you are also the one who I would  vote most likely to dry-hump their pillow while pretending it's Michele Bachmann. 

I also don't remember saying that I am in favor of 1 dead mexican, let alone 20,000.  You are constantly making shit up...to the point of clinical delusion.

The point of my reference to the Iran Contra situation (when I wasn't, in fact, in diapers) was just simply to point out what a fucking relentlessly, blind, partisan hypocrite you are.  Where were you when the last administration was bursting at the seams with criminals?  I know where you were...kneeling at the throne of the GOP...because you believe, among other bullshit, that they were protecting you from all of them islams.  You must not have a problem with a preemtive war (aka the Bush Doctrine) based upon lies where over 225000 have been killed since 2001, including 6000 Americans... while spending $ 4 trillion to-boot.  What kind of pea-brained idiot are you?  I am no longer amazed by what a complete and utter hypocrite you are.  How can somebody as smug as you be so fucking stupid?And like I mentioned...I haven't watched Letterman since High School...so if I don't watch him how does that make me an enabler?  You are such a thin-skinned, humorless crybaby...just like the women you are trying to defend.  Not only are they stupid, but they are somehow victims when somebody calls them out.  You're just like them...a uninformed, attention-starved, humorless, bitch.

CT:  Sorry to hear that you are irrelevant...but what MN Voter says, goes around here.  Any disagreement would result in additional whimpering and straw-grasping that none of us have the patience to endure.

CT
CT

jww... I think Mn voter might have forgotten his tin foilhat today and that the CIA is broadcasting messages into his head. I think hemight be ok though if he makes it to his Conspiracy Theorists Anonymoustonight. They will help him, by reassuring him that Bachmann is actually goingto win the republican nomination and eventually the Presidency.

Mn Voter
Mn Voter

Letterman is a SEXIST and needs to go!

jww
jww

My name is MN Voter...I am thin skinned and have no sense of humor.  Letterman would never say things like this about the people I don't like.  Everybody who isn't just like me needs to go! 

Mn Voter
Mn Voter

My name is JWW. I encourage sexism. If anyone is not totally liberal you think they are the problem. It is you who attacks personally anyone that doesn't fit your likes and preferences. I have many friends of different stripes. Letterman is like you - he attacks everyone personally and is not funny. He is sexist because he attacks woman (Hillary and Bachmann are just two): JWW are you a sexist?

Poguemahoney80
Poguemahoney80

Jw is really making you guys look like fools...you should probably quit.

jww
jww

I know, I know, I'm sexist and liberal...or whatever pigeon hole you would love to put me in.  Wouldn't it be great if it were that simple?  Nice try.   You are the one who attacks people who are not like-minded.  Remember all of the names you called me a couple of weeks ago?  I don't make fun of Michele Bachmann because she is a woman...I make fun of her because she is a fucking lunatic (here's your chance to respond with more of your talking points from the Limbaugh website...Obama sells meth to pure christian teens etc.).  I haven't watched Letterman since I was in high school, but if you don't like him I should probably tune in.  And even though I have never seen Letterman do it, I'm willing to bet that he picks on people like Hillary, Michele, and S. Palin because its a really easy thing to do...and he's old and probably going through the motions for as long as CBS is willing to sign his paycheck  Nonetheless the women you mention are all blinded by their own hyporitical lust for power, attention, and control and they don't give a fuck about who they step over to get it...and if you don't think so, why don't you use some of your interweb prowess to learn about how they all churn through their staff people.   And speaking of government cover-ups...were you in a fucking coma for the eight years spanning 2000-2008?  How many times did your heros Bush and Cheney claim executive privelege? 

And, oh yes, guns to Mexico...your talking point du jour.   I seem to remember another one of your heros getting in some trouble for giving some guns to folks...you might not remember that...or at least your selective memory might not acknowledge it.  I'll give you a hint...1980s...jellybeans...VP HW...just say no.  It's shit like this that makes people like you and your wet dream Michele so easy to pick on.  You are so blatantly, yet blindly, hypocritical.  It's a tragic comedy...you know like when a clown dies.

Mn Voter
Mn Voter

Letterman has not been funny for at least 10 years and is boring. They need a replacement. But maybe there isn't a reason to have a sense of humor. Obama / Holder refuse to cooperate and turn over subpoenaed records that would reveal the extent and scope of the Obama government coverup. The alleged coverup involves three law enforcement agencies: the ATF, FBI and the DEA, or Drug Enforcement Administration. This involves Obama selling illegal arms to Narco Terrorists in Mexico and the murder of border patrol agents. So WTF is so funny in your world JWW you idiot?

jww
jww

I think you're funny....or a least a big joke.

cma6
cma6

Letterman is the joke. He has not been funny for years. He is playing to his far-left Hollywood gay-lesbian audience.

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