Marcus Bachmann dances to Cher's "Believe" [VIDEO]

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Cher hates Marcus Bachmann.

She recently tweeted a rant about her disgust with him after finding a YouTube video in which he seemed to suggest gay people are "barbarians." She even asked whether Marcus might himself be trapped in the closet, tweeting, "My Gay-Dar is GOING OFF !!!"

What will she think now that video has surfaced of Marcus dancing to her dance club smash, "Believe"?

Yesterday, Cher was back at it, once again shining a spotlight on Mr. Bachmann:

Woke up Shaking ! Dreamt Michele Bachman & her gayer than my "Welcome 2 Burlesque" costume were Pres.& 1st drag queen ! WTF !!!less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply

His words ! "Gay people r barbarians & need 2 b disciplined"now Boys!I'm thinking some big queen is into rubber maids uniforms !less than a minute ago via TweetDeck Favorite Retweet Reply


Yet her anthem, "Believe," could serve as the unofficial anthem of Mr. Bachmann's Pray Away the Gay Clinic:
Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
What would it be like if Marcus were to strut his stuff to Cher's song? We imagine it would look something like this:


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Kirk the Conservative Jerk
Kirk the Conservative Jerk

Ha, phony Michelle B is living on fantasy island again.

First phony michelle says: "Right now Marcus Bachmann is listening to a teenage boy talk about gay sex while our tax dollars pay for it.How many $'s phony michelle?What are they talking about phony michelle?Is this just you speculating?And he/she, "it", (phony michelle) has a problem with this?

Hey phony MB, here is some wasted money for ya- The National Institutes of Health (NIH) subsidized a study attempting to find out if a gay man’s penis size has any correlation with his sexual health.The research, titled “The Association between Penis Size and Sexual Health among Men Who Have Sex with Men,” began in 2006 and surveyed 1,065 gay men. Among its key findings: Those gay men who felt they had small or inadequate penis sizes were more likely to become “bottoms,” or anal receptive, while gay men with larger penises were more likely to identify themselves as “tops,” or anal insertive.Another discovery from the research: men with smaller penises were more likely to be psychologically troubled than those with larger genitalia. The goal of the study was to understand the “real individual-level consequences of living in a penis-centered society.”The researchers at Hunter College Center for HIV/AIDS Educational Studies Training (CHEST) got taxpayer money as part of an NIH grant that went to Public Health Solutions and the National Development and Research Institutes, Inc. (NDRI).NDRI has received taxpayer money since 1985 for “behavioral science research on drug abuse, AIDS and crime.” NIH records show that NDRI has received more than $15 million since 2000.The gay men penis-size study falls under the NDRI’s drug abuse, AIDS and crime research category.

And phony MB"Ronald Reagan said never say a bad thing about another Republican no matter how awful they are"Are you really that dumb phony michelle, or just a flat out liar?Look up R.R.'s statements against the other Republican candidates during the primaries.

So what is it folks?Is phony Michelle a "liar" or an "idiot"?

Kirk the Conservative Jerk
Kirk the Conservative Jerk

So how long until CP goes after the now adult foster children of Michele Bachmann?I bet they have stories to tell.

Oh I forgot, some other media source, has not written the article for CP yet.

Mark Gisleson
Mark Gisleson

Not as cruel as I had hoped, but still pretty good.

jww
jww

Am I the only one who isn't surprised at the ease and intimacy with which Kirk can recite a study on penis size?

Michelle Bachmann
Michelle Bachmann

First off kirk, I"ve seen you and more famous conservatives talk about Michelle Obama's weight many times so seriously fuck off with your bullshit.    What was the crime that Michelle Obama committed that justified these sexist, insane, and stupid attacks?    Michelle dared to suggest that maybe children should eat healthier and *gasp* told people how to do this.   I know in the mind of a sick weirdo like you that justifies calling a beautiful woman fat but that's only in sick weirdo minds not normal people's minds. 

Second, I'm glad you are so openly proving to everyone that you don't have any values.   Obviously its ok with you that Marcus Bachmann makes his living off our tax dollars which he steals by providing discredited treatment.    Like all Republicans any scam on the government is fine if a Republican does it.   Seriously how stupid are you?   Michele and Marcus Bachmann takes hundreds of thousands of dollars every year from the government while Michele complains about how government is the problem.    Could any con artist take advantage of you as long as he or she is a Republican?  

Kirk the Conservative Jerk
Kirk the Conservative Jerk

That's funny!But funny how?You trying to led people in believing I could actually "recite" such nonsense; or you actually believing I could "recite" such nonsense from memory?

So riddle me this jww; is phony michelle a liar or an idiot?I clearly pointed out he/she/it is one of the two.

Kirk the Conservative Jerk
Kirk the Conservative Jerk

"Like all Republicans"And your bias and bigotry shines on

But hey, be yourself!  Um wait, and original or actual name might help your inferiority complex for starters...

Michelle Bachmann
Michelle Bachmann

So your point is its ok for Marcus Bachmann to steal money from the government because once there was a study about penis sizes?     I really don't see your point.   If your point is that the study was a waste of money shouldn't that make you madder that Marcus Bachmann also steals money?   It's ok for him to steal because he's a Republican?     Are you so stupid you don't see how it makes the Bachmann's scam artists to take money from the government while pretending that they care about government waste?    So based on your logic kirk it would be ok for me to steal all your money because other thieves have stolen money in the past?   

Further proof of your stupidity is not understanding my reference to Ronald Reagen.   I was referring to Reagan's 11th commandment: “Thou shalt not speak ill of another Republican.”  This is a pretty famous saying of Ronald Reagen, I know it because I'm a very smart person.   You don't know about it because you are a very stupid person.   You should try reading a book sometime because you sound stupid in everything you say.  See I don't have to ask if you are a liar or stupid.  I know you are both. 

Billiard Que
Billiard Que

"So riddle me this jww; is phony michelle a liar or an idiot?I clearly pointed out he/she/it is one of the two." 

Worthwhile people don't talk like this. Continue demonstrating your ridiculousness. Extra points for writing a really long blob of words and acting like it means anything.

Michelle Bachmann
Michelle Bachmann

Insults instead of any kind of response.   The con artist Bachmann's thank you for not thinking critically.    Right now Marcus Bachmann is listening to a teenage boy talk about gay sex while our tax dollars pay for it.   kirk can't get mad at a Republican for running a scam on the taxpayers because Ronald Reagan said never say a bad thing about another Republican no matter how awful they are.  

jww
jww

Being yourself is great advice...especially from the guy who created the original avatar that was obviously hand-drawn and created by himself.  Does that toddler with the unusually -shaped head have a name?

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