Bigfoot sighting in Minnesota woods [VIDEO]

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What is this thing?
Now that the Department of Natural Resources claims to have solved Minnesota's chupacabra mystery, they're going to have to tell us what the hell this thing is.

A Minnesota farmer and his wife were walking in the woods north of Stillwater one July night, when they saw a strange animal, according to a new YouTube video. The couple thought they'd come upon a deer, but heard a "low odd sounding grunt," and decided to get closer and see what it was.

"Doesn't look like a deer to me," the farmer explains in the set-up to the video.

In the video clip the man captured that night -- now the subject of a thorough investigation by a Youtube curator called "SasquatchWatcher" -- a large, red-haired figure is seen passing through the woods for a single fleeting moment.

The tape, as discovered by Karl Bremer at Ripple in Stillwater, is described as taken "near the St. Croix river." Great. Maybe this Bigfoot can be used to fish out some of those flying Asian carp.

According to SasquatchWatcher's expert analysis, the object seen strolling through the woods is, of course, an Auburn Sasquatch. In the video, he analyzes the footage and compares it to other existing footage of Bigfoot (Bigfeet?).

The movement, the coloring, the size, the musculature... there can only be one answer: Bigfoot, the auburn Sasquatch.

"The filmer," the video explains, "answered a few questions, realized this was serious, and wisely chose not to pursue it."




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wannabelieve
wannabelieve

We watched this over and over and paused and forward ect...the second time this 'thing' comes into a clear spot in the trees you can CLEARLY see the guy's neck and the collar of his coat.  Many men wear Carhartt Jackets around here and that's exactly what it looks like to me.  Also?  WHY? WOULD YOU GET FOOTAGE OF BIGFOOT AND NOT LOOK AT IT UNTIL A FEW DAYS LATER?  Nahh...I want to believe as much as anyone else but this isn't it.

Jvogs91
Jvogs91

Yeah right if it was in northern mn i might believe it

Buckwheatsf
Buckwheatsf

In Minnesota, a sasquatch could never survive the winter -- primates simply cannot live in this climate without clothing, tools, and fire.  It's just too ludicrous to discuss unless you're fascinated by the entertainment value of people being silly.  Have you watched the Finding Bigfoot show on Animal Planet?  Every show, they look around knowingly and say "this is a Squatchy area."  heh.  What hams. 

Bigsteve09
Bigsteve09

LOOK IF ITS NOT IN (HD) FORGET IT,,,,,,,YOU LOOK SILLY POSTING THAT CRAP,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,REMEMBER PEOPLE LETS MAKE A STAND RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW IF ITS NOT IN (HD),,WE DONT ACCEPT IT,,,LRTS CLEAN HOUSE OF CRAP VIDEOS,,,THAT MAKE US LOOK DUMB TO THE REST,,,,......................

Guest
Guest

So wait, this is near Stillwater? And there's a humanoid ducking and hiding in the woods covered in orange? What's near Stillwater where someone covered in orange may be trying to avoid being seen as they run through the woods?

ry
ry

if he is lesss than 20 feet away y not chase it and get some good footage..fucking pussy

John
John

nice monkey suit.

Kathy Stuart
Kathy Stuart

Geez, another "blobsquatch" sighting.

I joke, but I saw a BF a few years ago in S.TX. He was standing stock still beside the Hwy at about 5:30AM. It took me a second to realize what I had just seen and when I looked in my rearview it was gone. It was covered with red "hair". I think it was the same critter that a friend and her daughter had seen the previous year, skulking past their house during a terrible storm. My friend is the most trustworthy person I know but I had a hard time believing what she told me. I just assumed it was a mis-identification of something less odd. I guess I was wrong.

Herky2002
Herky2002

That thing looks just like Jessie Ventura.

Michelle Bachmann
Michelle Bachmann

I agree with Mitch Hedberg on this.   I think the problem is Bigfoot is blurry.   There is a large unfocused monster roaming the countryside. 

TheRealist
TheRealist

Easily fake, the whole out of focus and bad video quality fooled people back in the 90's but with today cameras and all the advanced technology out there, there is no reason if you were to see a real Sasquatch that you would not get great footage from it. Who ever took this obviously didn't want the picture quality to be clear.

Affjg25
Affjg25

Honestly? Every sighting is in terrible quality, that's not a coincidence. Why do people want so badly to believe in things that are not real. 

caroline
caroline

Isn't this the area where Paul Bunyan came from. Maybe its one of his progenies. 

kari
kari

I don't get it.  This is obviously a person.  I'm a homo sapiens sapiens and I recognize my own kind.  This isn't a sasquatch, unless by sasquatch you mean a homo sapiens sapiens in a furry suit.  (Bet it's got a credit card!)

Guy
Guy

There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.

McLovin
McLovin

What time did you need to get that monkey suit back to Costume World?

E K
E K

I went to high school with that sasquatch.  We called him Glenn.

ddr
ddr

I think it's the Bachmann's role playing to keep their sex life spicy.

Diesen
Diesen

Think about religion!

Nico0053
Nico0053

and that is extra scary to me

Sirpeterlaw
Sirpeterlaw

Peraps it's a psychic power eminating from the creature causing a blury "aurora" field. 

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