Michele Bachmann: Tell Joe Biden I'm not a "terrorist"

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Not only is Michele not a terrorist, she's a charity case.
Michele Bachmann is not a terrorist, and she needs your money.

Bachmann sent out a fundraising e-mail yesterday attempting to raise money off of Joe Biden's reported comment that Tea Party Republicans "acted like terrorists" in the run-up to the deal that prevented the U.S. from hitting its debt ceiling.

Bachmann's e-mail to supporters said this was a "new low" for the Democrats.

"I have faced the liberal attack machine before but their words today took their egregiousness to a new level," she said. "I am offended by Vice President Biden's irresponsible words and need your immediate support to defend myself and fellow Tea Party members right away."

Biden's alleged statement came from a story in Politico, which means we can add that to Bachmann's illustrious reading list. Sources told Politico that in a meeting with House Democrats yesterday, Biden followed up a statement by Pennsylvania Rep. Mike Doyle, who likened dealing with Tea Partiers in Congress to having "negotiated with terrorists."

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This is not the face of American terrorism.
"They have acted like terrorists," Biden is alleged to have said.

Bachmann responded that Tea Partiers were merely "patriots who love our country," and shouldn't be compared with "terrorists whose sole aim is to destroy it."

Now, here comes the sales pitch.

President Obama and Vice President Biden's big-government agenda has undermined the foundations of our Constitution, our democracy, our economy and our freedoms. Obamacare stands alone as the most shocking power grab in the history of our nation! As constitutional conservatives, we know the stakes have never been higher, and I know that you won't let these irresponsible attacks silence your voice--they certainly won't silence mine!

The comments made from Joe Biden at this afternoon's meeting have hit a new low and I need to know you agree. Will you help me send a message to Joe Biden that we are disgusted by his attacks by signing my petition? After signing the petition, I ask that you please support our campaign to take back our country by making a contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250 or any amount up to the $2,500 limit.
It was only a couple months ago Bachmann said that the Democrats "should be afraid of the Tea Party."

This e-mail seems to signal the end of the grown-up portion of the Bachmann for President campaign. For weeks, at least, she'd run an issues-based campaign, complaining about the debt ceiling and taxes, not answering questions about her husband's clinic.

Now, Bachmann's right back into the Tea Party talking points: Obama doesn't care about the Constitution, and is taking your freedoms. Only Michele Bachmann, Tea Partier and non-terrorist, can save us all.



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madmarauder20032004
madmarauder20032004

I was surprised they even let Joe Biden out of his little cave, for a few minutes, so he could utter one his pearls of wisdom.  Obambi better get Biden back in there, before he really makes a fool out of this oh-so-legit administration. 

MaryAnn Scandurra
MaryAnn Scandurra

Bachmann, Palin, Walker, the list goes on, are all American Terrorist.    Trust me, we didn't need Biden or anyone else to point that sad fact out to us.    If any foreign group did to this country and it's people what the Tea Party is doing, they'd be locked up in Gitmo.  

J.J. Zucal
J.J. Zucal

Bachmann: Obama would be a "dictator" to invoke 14th Amendment [VIDEO] July 28, 2011

Name-calling?  Does she mean Hitler, Mussolini or Stalin?  She proves why she is not fit for the presidency.  I feel sorry for mainstream Republicans: so many candidates, so few legitimate ones.

Todd Clay
Todd Clay

"I know that you won't let these irresponsible attacks silence your voice--they certainly won't silence mine!"  I wish it would!

green23
green23

Same old schizophrenia from the Tea Party.

On the one hand, the message is, "Fear us! We are ascendant! We are everywhere!".On the other hand, the message is that they are powerless victims struggling just to be heard, much less advance whatever their agenda may be.

Two years ago these 'wise' Tea geniuses swore that Obama was a ruthless, diabolical dictator who would take away our guns and force us to bow to Mecca.

Now these same idiots scream just as vehemently that Obama is a toothless incompetent who "fails to lead".

Like Kirk, they just make up stuff as they go and hope everyone forgets what they said earlier.

vitajex
vitajex

In the famous and widely-loved holiday classic, Zuzu said:

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings."

In America, every time someone points out an instance of boneheaded and ignorant stubborness, a Tea Party politician gets a barely legible $50 check from a mouthbreather.

Kirk the Conservative Jerk
Kirk the Conservative Jerk

Wait, I thought calling someone a "terrorist" was not politically correct.Didn't the Democrats insist we call terrorists "Muslim extremists"?

Lets all call Keith Ellison to find out. 

You think, we the TEA Party, took over the Republican Party in last election?   Oh baby, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Since 1974, Baseline budgeting has been the real problem in this country.  Damn you Richard Nixon!  Lets just call you "Dick"...

Michelle Bachmann
Michelle Bachmann

Don't you hate how the Democrats are always name calling everyone?    This is exactly why I called all the Democrats a bunch of America haters that need to be investigated by the media.    It's a well known fact that I am civil in everything I say about people that disagree with me but what can you expect from a secret muslim socialist like Barack Obama and his crew of Chicago style gangters.  Let's bring some civility back into the conversation now before these criminal liberals murder America with their Nazi tactics.   SEND MONEY NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING SHEEP I MEAN TEA PARTY MEMBERS!!!!!!!!

madmarauder20032004
madmarauder20032004

they are all terrorists huh?  wow, aren't you the sharpest tool in the shed.  i'd love to know what any of the people you list did that makes them a terrorist?  huh?  ...(silence, crickets chirping)....yep, didn't think you had a clue.

Zeroisanumber
Zeroisanumber

"Wait, I thought calling someone a "terrorist" was not politically correct.Didn't the Democrats insist we call terrorists "Muslim extremists"?"

No. Although we did start getting annoyed when you assumed that every swarthy young man who wasn't carrying an American flag was probably carrying a bomb.

"Since 1974, Baseline budgeting has been the real problem in this country."

The hilarious thing is that you actually think that pulling trillions of dollars of spending out of a weak economy will help a weak economy, and that Alexander Hamilton wouldn't have laughed you out of his office if you suggested that the US should never engage in deficit spending.

Guest
Guest

Hey! Sheep never did anything to you, so why would you slander their soft, cuddly goodness with a comparison to the Tea Party? Have some damn respect!

Michelle Bachmann
Michelle Bachmann

They held the whole economy hostage, threatening to put us in a depression to get what they want.   Hostage taking is pretty much terrorists favorite thing to do.    Also, like terrorists they are religious nuts that don't act out of logic or reason.    Finally like terrorists they are obsessed with guns and violent rhetoric.    Bachmann implored her stupid idiot followers to "slit our wrists, be blood brothers."    Sarah Palin told her non thinking followers "to not retreat, instead reload."    Sarah Palin also ran on the fact that she would not go into Pakistan to kill Bin Laden, thankfully Americans were too smart to vote for a terrorist lover like Sarah Palin and John McCain.    Just to clear up something for you because you are obviously so stupid but Obama is the one that had Osama shot in the eye.   The Republicans had 7 years to do it but they just let him run free, unpunished for murdering Americans.  Thank God we got a real hero into the White House.  I know you Republican cowards were fine with letting Osama live free whiling away his days smoking pot, masturbating, and plotting to kill Americans but us Democrats don't tolerate that shit.  We have motherfuckers like Osama shot in the eye and we don't give a fuck what Pakistan has to say about it.  

madmarauder20032004
madmarauder20032004

First of all, the lib-socialists will make sure that there won't be any cuts, which is an outrage as we're over 14 trillion in debt.  Secondly, you actually think the corrupt spending of trillions of dollars on public sector unions, unnecessary/waste-filled "Gubmint" programs is helping the economy?  If that is so, I've got some Clinton-era swamp land down in Arkansas I'd love to sell you.

madmarauder20032004
madmarauder20032004

OK...whatever,  i'm not even sure what you just posted is decipherable by even the most whacked out lib, but anyway, back to your crack pipe you go....

madmarauder20032004
madmarauder20032004

sheep are clearly people that want the govt to control every aspect of their lives.  i'd say people on the lib-tard side, the  pro-big-govt side would much better fit the description of 'sheep'. 

Guest
Guest

Ok, maybe I should simplify my language. You are nothing but a useless name-caller, and don't contribute anything to a productive discussion. Wait, maybe that's still indecipherable, let me try again.

You're a poo-poo meanie and no one likes you. Go back to complaining about Democrats not being civil or something.

Michelle Bachmann
Michelle Bachmann

Big government is awesome.    Our big government crushed the Nazis and landed a man on the moon.    Our big government has made us the richest most powerful nation on Earth.   Small minded idiots like you are destroying America.   If you hate government so much move to Somalia asshole.  It's a Republican paradise.  First off they have an unlimited right to bear arms, you can buy an Ak-47 pretty much anywhere.   The business climate is even better than South Dakota, you don't have to pay any taxes or follow any regulations.   There isn't any labor unions either.    Also, you won't be held back by the tyranny of Obamacare.   The Somalia free market system results in first class healthcare.       Why don't you move your family there and see how that small government free market society works for you.   Have fun homeschooling, Somalia's educational system is world class since there is no big government public schools getting in the way.  

Guest
Guest

Sheep are clearly animals that have nothing to do with political affiliation. Lib-tards are retarded librarians I think, which seems like a difficult line of work for someone with a mental illness. Big-govt is a euphemism for any organization or law that prevents a person (more likely a corporation) from disregarding all the environmental and social consequences of greed and consumption. Mad Marauders are angry/insane people who forcibly take from others and a general scourge on the happiness and peace of shepherds, librarians (both competent and 'tarded) and the general population.

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