Kim Kardashian takes a swipe at "Yeehaw Minnesota"

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Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries: Impoortant woman, Minnesotan.
Kim Kardashian is a famous body that grew up in luxury in southern California. Kardashian's body just got married to Kris Humphries, the gigantic Minnesota native who played professional basketball back when playing professional basketball was a thing people did.

Because Kardashian's body is so important, the very idea that it would be slid into a wedding dress got not one, but two enormous specials on the E! network. These time capsules of Americana are called "Kim's Fairytale Wedding," and have reduced virtually all of the civilized world to tears of joy, and confusion, and convulsive illness.

But perhaps Minnesota should take a closer look at Mrs. Kardashian. No, not there. Look up -- look at her mouth! What did she just say about us?

As breathlessly reported by US Weekly, Humphries -- who, God help us all, apparently goes by the nickname "The Hump" -- was telling Kardashian that she should want a more low-key ceremony than the lavish one she knew America wanted her to have.

"I live in a different world," Kardashian said to Humphries. "I was definitely raised in a different world than like -- yeehaw! -- Minnesota. And that's fine."

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Behold Kim Kardashian, princess of E!
Uh, Kim Kardashian's body? Why don't you take a seat on Kim Kardashian's ass, and rethink that whole thing. Because that's not fine.

"Yeehaw"? Is Kim Kardashian's head under the impression that Minnesota is still some unsettled territory, with cattle grazing by the steps of the State Capitol? Does she think that before Bob Dylan wrote the best lyrics in the 20th century he made his living as a rodeo clown?

Is she aware that one can sometimes see the artist currently known as Prince, in the flesh, ducking in and out of First Avenue, right here in Minnesota, without a lasso in sight? (Okay, it's Prince: Maybe there is one lasso.)

Kardashian got a good dose of telling-off in C.J.'s Star Tribune column this morning, with the professional gossip asking, "Like -- to quote an ersatz sophisticate -- where the heck is Yee-haw?"

Fortunately, Humphries -- by which we mean the writing staff at E! which manufactures Kardashian's  "life" -- had a pretty quick comeback.

"Four years ago you sold clothes in a boutique in the Valley," he said. "Now, like all the sudden, you're miss princess!"

Yes, she is, Kris. Princess of E!, queen of the sex tape... and now, it seems, Dutchess of Dumping on Minnesota.

On another note, City Pages would like to congratulate the Hump-dashians on their matrimony. Best of luck, you seem like a sweet couple.

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October's Very Own
October's Very Own

Kim Kardashian Is A Retard . Does She Know Minnesota History ? Minnesota Brought Out And Is Bringing Out Legends And Upcoming Legends Like: Prince, Bob Dylan, John Madden, Charles Shulz, Jessie Ventura, Mint Condition, Auburn, Rocky Diamonds. Half Of The Interview I See Of Kanye West Were Filmed In Minneapolis.

Emmett North Jr
Emmett North Jr

It's plain and simple that they didn't make a good couple,i thought it might last for six months but not less than 90 days,i was shocked at first but saw it was just more hollywood publicity,it seems he wasn't really ready for hollywood on an everyday basis after marriage,Emmett North Jr.

Chitterbittet2007
Chitterbittet2007

She should get her head put of her fat ass...Minnesota is awesome...

Donaldkevin
Donaldkevin

She evidently isn't aware of all the lists that we rank very high on.  Like the one about bike lanes or something or another.r4i card  

Who
Who

who cares

Sara
Sara

That's ok because Yee-Haw Minnesotans will be getting the last laugh when these two divorce. LOL!

She acts all high and mighty but her only claim to fame is a sex tape.  You should be real proud of yourself there Kimmie. 

Her only problem with Minnesota is we can see through BS.  If I were a typical narcissistic Californian I'd be intimidated by Minnesota too.

David Foureyes
David Foureyes

Does anyone know if there is a version of the sex tape in which you can see her butthole?

Paul Lawrence
Paul Lawrence

I moved here from Chicago because I liked the lifestyle, the political environment, the people, the many places to vacation....and if someone like K.K believes that it's a "yeehaw" kind of place, that's fine with me. She won't come here.  Win win.

Meh
Meh

This is a woman who's famous for being peed on in a sex tape. And being friends with Paris Hilton. I don't really care what she thinks. 

guest
guest

Wow, Citypages has gotten defensive about Minnesota lately. Again, who cares?  

Johnny
Johnny

I can just imagine Humperies and Ray-J sitting around watching their own tapes and high-five-ing each other.  Wonder if Kimmie is interested in an airtight experience.........

Booger
Booger

More useless opinions from a walking sperm bank. The Hump may be from MN, but he's never hard to swallow, ey Kim?

E K
E K

She evidently isn't aware of all the lists that we rank very high on.  Like the one about bike lanes or something or another.

Jordan
Jordan

Prince? Bob Dylan? So Minnesota hasn't accomplished shit since the 90s in your eyes either.

Sorry, I know how this entire state loves to pat itself on the back for every time some native (who has usually left the state already) gets a YouTube video shown on the Today show, but Kim's not totally in the wrong. Just as you can say Kim can't appreciate what's so great about MN because she's never left SoCal, the same can be said about us.

Minnesota Nice
Minnesota Nice

Happy to know that when Kim was dancing on stage with Prince, he kicked her big ass off the stage :) Go Minnesota!

vitajex
vitajex

Meh.  The only reason she "picked on" Minnesota is because, having now married a Minnesotan, it's the only state beside New York and California that she can name.

Sarah Bauer
Sarah Bauer

...Oh snap, they did divorce. Yee-Haw!

Oscar01
Oscar01

Dude, this is city pages. If you want to hear about murders and rapes go to star trib. I dont really care about the comment either, but plenty do. Minnesotans get defensive about MN, so its a smart story to print.

Prootwadl
Prootwadl

 How about Michele Bachmann?

(ducks)

Michelle Bachmann
Michelle Bachmann

You have gone off the rails when you agree with a cultural critic who's biggest accomplishment is producing a sex tape with something called "Ray Jay".  

HurdyGurdy
HurdyGurdy

Come on, don't defend Garbage. There's no need to go high-road and ask us to judge ourselves first either; Garbage is rich and famous for being rich and famous, and a symbol of many things terribly wrong in our society. Every day our poor, teachers, and union workers are demonized as robbers and traitors, yet someone has to come out to defend the honor of someone with no redeemable qualities. Garbage will be just fine without anonymous people she doesn't care about protecting her in an online forum for a newspaper she doesn't read.

Guy
Guy

CP never writes about murder and rape? Not only do they report on these things regularly, they do so with far less class than the Strib, playing it up purely for the sensational aspects. It's tabloid shit, and this is sub-tabloid shit--getting overly defensive about what some fake-ass celebrity said.

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