Want to watch this guy drive a tank over some cars? [VIDEO]
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And you think, "If only I had a tank, I'd crush that car."
Well, Minnesota, here's your chance.
As shown by a Youtube video posted yesterday, a local business is ready to provide the valuable, dream-fulfilling service of putting you behind the wheel of a tank. Apparently, the big gun at the front is not loaded. But those big ol' tires are more than enough to get you up over the hood of a broken-down car.
Hell, if you've got the money, you can crush two at once.
The Youtube clip was uploaded under the name, "F33gar0w," a user who seems to have literally created an account in order to upload this tank video. And why not? It probably cost a bit.
The video description explains that this all went down thanks to Drive a Tank, a Minneosta business that sells training and access to tanks. According to its website, Drive a Tank is "the perfect gift for that person in your life that has everything."
Drive a Tank offers the regular driving experience for $500. For an additional $500, you can crush a car. For just $200 on top, to bring your total to $1,200, you can get the "Double Car Crush!"
The "Double Car Crush!", as seen below, is exactly the kind of thing that the French talk about when they talk about Americans.