Jesse Ventura's TSA search lawsuit thrown out

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Jesse Ventura probably considers this ruling part of a larger plan.
Jesse Ventura pretty much lives his life like an action hero.

So, when Ventura's lawsuit against the Transportation Security Administration got thrown out yesterday, it was the real-life moment when the hero realizes no one believes him, and he's going to have to go it alone.

Unfortunately, the former pro wrestler/movie star/governor of this state wasn't on hand to give the dramatic speech that launches the second act.

But we can only assume Ventura's thoughts about the lawsuit, in which Ventura is suing to protect your crotch from nosy TSA staffers, would be even more extreme than what he said back in July, when he explained to a TSA attorney that America was "a fascist nation now."

U.S. District Court Judge Susan Richard Nelson tossed Ventura's suit on jurisdictional grounds, ruling that any challenge to a federal agency like the TSA would need to be heard in the federal court of appeals. Ventura's attorney David Olsen told the Pioneer Press that he had not spoken with Ventura about what the ex-governor wanted to do next.

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Jesse Ventura, depicted here imagining an American future without unwanted groping.
Ventura was suing the TSA on Fourth Amendment grounds, claiming that the constant airport pat-downs, and even the body scan image captures, violated the clause that protects "against unreasonable searches and seizures."

In his suit, Ventura said that he had to fly almost constantly for his TruTV show "Conspiracy Theory," and that his metal hip implant was always setting off airport metal detectors. When that happened, Ventura claimed, the former Naval officer and governor was subjected to touchy-feely searches from security agents.

Even when agents took the hands-off approach, and gave "The Body" a body scan instead, Ventura's suit described the scans as "tantamount to a warrantless, non-suspicion-based, electronically-recorded strip search."

Ventura also argued that TSA's actions were part of a secret "standard operating procedure," which, it turns out, is more or less true: Judge Nelson confirmed that TSA's standard operating procedure is private, but said that it needed to be "for reasons of national security," the PiPress reports.

So there you have it. If, as Ventura seems to think these days, everything is part of a grand scheme to take away individual liberties and ...  actually, the outcome of all this is unclear, but will likely be revealed on the next season of "Conspiracy Theory" -- but you can add Judge Susan Richard Nelson and her "jurisdiction" to the list of people and things conspiring against you, and Jesse Ventura, and your crotches.

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Bulbed81848
Bulbed81848

Any true American will stand shoulder to shoulder with him on this.  Even our forefathers clearly warned that those willing to give up their liberty for security deserve neither.  This country is fast becoming the Nazi Germany of the 21st century - totally fascist.  It is a corporatocracy, not a democracy!  If you simply follow the money, you find that it is Chertoff's company who is instrumental in the pornoscanners.   Ask yourself this; just how many terrorists made it through a metal detector?  Answer:  zero!  So if it ain't broke, why do we need to fix it?  We are pushed into continual scare tactics to make us believe we need these devices - we dont!  Even recent articles have shown that these machines are once again being checked for excessive radiation - so are you willing to send children and pregnant women through a machine that can do more damage than a pat down?  I think not!  This is supposed to be the "land of the free", not the enslaved.  If this judge lacks the testicular fortitude to rty the case then find one who has it - it is worth the price of this country to push it all the way to the Supremem Court.  If over radiation is the price the sheeple are willing to pay then please remember not to cry when you suffer the effects.  You willingly walked down that aisle and through that machine - remember the words "Opt Out"  and do it.

Bethbartlett1
Bethbartlett1

"Those Who Sacrifice Liberty For Security Deserve Neither."Benjamin Franklin

Evan Eaks
Evan Eaks

That last paragraph kind of makes it sound like the writer of the article already made up his mind.  While I'm no tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist, I do think it's appalling that so many Americans are so eager to give up their constitutional rights.  Such as unreasonable search and seizure.  It's been wisely noted before that the SINGLE most important security improvement we made after 9/11 was reinforcing cockpit doors.  Everything else is theatre.

David Fulton
David Fulton

We need to remove & take into custody,Judges operating illegally & running courts in a manner to enforce political decree,in violation of law.This is legally doable,under Magna Carta Law.Judges are neglectful in informing Juries of their power of Jury Nullification.If a Judge fails in his duty,the task falls upon the Prosecuter.Of course Rockerfeller did not like this,so he set up the American Bar Association,because Juries were awarding huge settlements,when corporate crimes were divulged in litigation.QUOTE FROM J.D.ROCKERFELLER : "COMPETITION IS A CRIME" !...Juries are meant to decide guilt or innocence,Constitutionalality,(Mandatory sentences are Unconstitutional), interpretation of legal intent,actual spirit of the law,& if they should even acknowledge an existing law,on a case by case basis (Search:Admiralty Law,Noahide Law,Jury Nullification,Republic vs Democracy,DC Sovereignty Corporation).   Using the Bar Association,lawyers,& especially Judges are put under strain & duress,to serve the Rockerfeller's agenda,or lose their license.Requiring a license,to act on some ones legal behalf,is Unconstitutional.They have hijacked our legal proccess.It is complicated,by using latin & unfamiliar legal jargon,instead of common every day English.This has been  to make it so lawyers can needlessly insert themselves into litigation,& profit from your misery (Accidents,Divorce,Wills-Estates,etc)..Judges are politicaly appointed for life,instead of the citizenry voting them in,or out (They would have to serve our interest then.).      JESSE VENTURA if he were successful in his lawsuit,would open the insiders ponzi scheme.They did 911 .X-DHS Chief,Chertoff was being investigated for TREASON,in 1998.Bush stopped the investigation,when he was elected in 2000.Dual Israeli,& son of one of MOSSAD founders (His father was a  RABBID ZIONIST,RACIST TALMUDIC RABBI) Chertoff co authored the TREASONOUS FACIST Patriot Act,in 1998 ! Chertoff whisked the 5 dancing Israelis out of the country,after securing their release.As DHS Chief,he hired X-STASI Chief,Markus Wofe,to head the Nations JTTF.He contracted our most delicate National Security concerns,to Israeli corporations.    Now the TREASONOUS want to violate JESSE,an X-NAVY SEAL & Defender of our Freedoms,in a manner that flies in the face of our country's founding document,which they have been trying to fully Subvert,using a pack of legal lies,to give their TREASONS a patina of legality.CHERTOFF OCHESTRATED THE CROTCH BOMBER FALSE FLAG OP,& IS MAKING MILLIONS OF HIS NAKED BODY SCAN MACHINES.    If we stop paying taxes to the Government,& instead pay them to a local community Credit Union ecrow account.We can then demand,that our money isn't used to cover up their crimes,or to surveill,track monitor,scan,pat down,or in any other way subjugate us.     By the way,the income tax is not an apportioned tax,& there fore forbidden by the Constitution.The 16 th Ammendment was never ratified,so there is no law that you must pay personal income tax.Not one nickle of your income tax goes for any benifit.It is a carefully gaurded Ponzi Scheme.Your benifits come from the other 180 or so taxes (Taxes: Property / Excise / Gas / Luxury / Alcohol / Sales / Tobacco / Phone / Tolls / Parking Meters /Capital Gains /etc...).....Google: DAVID FULTON TORTURE >>Check my comments on JESSE VENTURA'S SITES: Harassment of Jesse Ventura's JFK,Eternal Flame Show,also DVRs & TEEVO recordings of his shows being REMOTELY ERASED

PROWEST
PROWEST

Bought and paid for Justices, I hope all you people who keep voting in the Judges, or the people who appoint them enjoy your groping.

Sueoh
Sueoh

kind like obama birth cert lawsuit all wrongs things and all the right law suites but all the paid off judges

Leslie Davis
Leslie Davis

Jesse Ventura

LIAR –BRIBER – PHONY NAVY SEAL

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Starring America’s biggest liar and conspirato­r

Jesse “James Janos” Ventura

(even his name is fake)

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Call for a compliment­ary book - 612/529-52­53

Ventura intros his truTV show by lying about being a Navy SEAL.

He wasn’t a SEAL and his photo on truTV is from the movie Predator.

Facts you should know about Jesse Ventura

- Ventura lied about being a Navy SEAL on active duty.

- He lied about being in Vietnam. He told Dennis Anderson of the Minneapoli­sStar Tribune that “you haven’t hunted until you’ve hunted man”. Ventura wasnever in combat and he never hunted man.

- Bribed a candidate on July 17, 1998 so he could run unopposed in the ReformParty and keep his radio show.

Call for a free video of the actual bribe.

- Bribed Ramsey County Attorney Susan Gaertner to fix the bribery investigationby giving a job to her boyfriend, John Wodele.

- Endorsed “torture” of people at Highway 55 when 600-law enforcemen­t (thelargest police action in Minnesota history) arrested peaceful protesters­.

CALL FOR A COMPLIMENT­ARY COPY OF “ALWAYS CHEAT” AND LEARN THE TRUTH ABOUTJESSE THE LIAR

Beth
Beth

Why don't you sling some of that hate towards those that deserve it like Wall Street that have gotten away with screwing this country and bringing it to its knees. They are the ones that hate this country. People are catching on to you "government plants". You're not going to get away with spewing your propaganda.

David Fulton
David Fulton

IN THE WORLD OF COVERT OPs,YOU ARE OFTEN SENT TO COUNTRIES TO ACCOMPLISH A MISSION...YOU MUST LATER DENY YOU WERE EVER THERE...THEY CALL THEM "COVERT" FOR A REASON !...SMALL MINDS TALK ABOUT PEOPLE...AVERAGE MINDS DISCUSS PLACES & THINGS...THE BIGGEST MINDS ACCOMPLISH,WHILE THE OTHERS ARE BUSY TALKING...THANK YO JESSE FOR ACCOMPLISHING ALL YOU HAVE (While Leslie Davis slings mud & talks about people,that are trying to defend our American Ideals,& American way of life,in the face of great peril)Google : David Fulton Torture

David Fulton
David Fulton

LIE LES,oh sorry LES LIE (SHILL) Davis.Tell us all the ways you have helped stop the TREASONOUS TSA,& when you have put your life in harms way, as JESSE Patrioticly has,in the heroic stands he takes in defence of our Freedoms,Liberties,& Defending us from the Draconian Measures your Cabal has planned for us.The DEN OF VIPERS that you protect,tortured me.They depleted the savings of Jews through BCCI,that they were also using to launder their Drug Cartel's profits,all the while robbing reparations from the Holocaust survivors .BUDs members are considered to be Navy Seals.Any one involved in covert Ops,knows you are playing a linguistic game.Slither back under your treasonous  rock.    When America wakes up,I am going to hunt you down.I will hold you & your fellow shills accountable,for every one of your treasons.No Thanks on the free book,it is over priced.I would'nt use the pages to wipe my butt,& I would'nt want it to contaminate my trash.    Write about something you are good at...TREASON IS SOMETHING YOU ARE VERY ACCOMPLISHED AT,..YOU CAN EVEN GIVE A SLICK SPIN,TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS SOMETHING ELSE. 

kochevnik
kochevnik

All the airport security checkpoints where the supposed "cavemen hijackers" entered were supervised by the Israeli Mossad.  Keep sucking that Zionist **** Leslie like a good little whore.

Ange5150
Ange5150

hehehe what's wrong your ass  sore from being f22ked by the globalistes..... you think we dont know who you are we  are watching you now you germ inbred maggot fu22ker

F.S.A.
F.S.A.

Leslie Davis, all you are is an insider working for our piece of Sh@t government that Ventura is exposing.  Dont think, that coming on to comment boards and posting ridiculous lies and garbage will change the truth!  Now go and run back to the Globalists and ask them what they want you to type next... 

spice4free
spice4free

I wish him luck and hope he continues on the Federal level!

bloodbath
bloodbath

Mike Mullen: how is beefed up airport security protecting individual liberties?

TeaBea
TeaBea

Got to say, I'm with him on this one. At best, the whole airport security process is a monumental waste of resources and an unbelievable pain in the ass, and at worst, it's actually really scary. It's sure as hell not making anyone safer.

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