School superintendent to Mike Stone: No dice on porn star prom

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Reyes and Piper aren't destined to enjoy Mike Stone's companionship after all.
Mike Stone probably spent the last 24 hours dreaming about what it'll be like to take porn stars Megan Piper and Emy Reyes to prom.

Awkward introductions. A romantic dance. A late night photo shoot, perhaps.

But his dreams have already been dashed, as today, Oakdale superintendent Patty Phillips proclaimed that she won't allow porn stars at her school's prom.

According to the Pioness Press, Phillips cited the school's "standard prom procedure" as the reason. That procedure, we'd presume, doesn't allow non-student porn stars to crash the party.

Stone could perhaps try suing the school for a violation of his human rights, though we doubt he'd have much luck. He's probably better off just finding another date. It won't be as exciting, sure, but considering his social networking skills, it shouldn't prove too difficult.

So while we empathize with Stone's disappointment, we ask him to think about it -- when it comes to porn stars like Piper and Reyes, in today's internet age, dreaming up more pleasant fantasies is always just a click away.

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Research
Research

I know it's hard but dude should of kept this on the down.  Don't tell anyone about it and just show up with these two woman.  Then let everyone know toward the end of the night.

perks
perks

yawn - The Howard Stern Show already did this stunt successfully in the 1990's. It was more entertaining the 1st time.

Joe
Joe

You do realize that that may as well have been the 1890's at this point right?

Joe
Joe

I think his methods were in pretty poor taste, however it sounds like these girls really want to go.  I get where the school is coming from on this, but I think they're in the wrong on this one.  Unless they're going to ban all non-students, which could ruin a lot of kids' proms.

My final comment is this:

Mike - Congratulations.  If you pull this off, please don't screw it up.  Treat these ladies as women that agreed to go on a date with you despite being way out of your league.  Be a gentleman.  Buy them flowers.  Pay for dinner.  Hold the door for them.  And for God's sake, don't treat them like you hired them for the night. 

Matt Carlson
Matt Carlson

As a Tartan High School and University of Minnesota graduate, let me say this:  Mike Stone is a golden god.

JustaGuy
JustaGuy

Most schools allow guests who aren't students. Sounds like he's being singled out. I'd fight it. 

ludwigtr
ludwigtr

yeah, those people are called chaperones.

JustaGuy
JustaGuy

sounds like it's been a while since you were in high school. 

ludwigtr
ludwigtr

eh, you're probably right.

Jen Boyles
Jen Boyles

I can't imagine he'll get a yes from any self-respecting student after this showing. It's one thing to be second-best, but totally another to be 602nd.  Good luck, dude. : /

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