Raymond Foley busted for repeatedly peeing on attractive female co-workers' office chairs

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Foley is a serial pisser.
Raymond Foley gets his jollies from peeing on office chairs. To be more precise, he enjoys taking leaks on the office chairs of attractive female co-workers.

After months of bafflement about what was causing the strange stains on chairs at the West Des Moines Farm Bureau office, a new video surveillance system busted Foley in the act last Saturday. He was promptly fired from his position in the information-technology department and now faces a second-degree criminal mischief charge.

Foley, 59, had access to the bureau's employee database. According to police documents, he'd look up employee photos in the agency's database, then "pick out the attractive females...on off-hours, he would come into work, go to their desk, and urinate on their chairs."

Iowa Farm Bureau vice president Lauri Strottman said employees had been noticing strange stains on their chairs since October. Unless Foley drank a ton of water, we'd imagine a pungent odor accompanied some even-more-unpleasant-in-hindsight dampness.

Finally, in February, the bureau installed cameras in hopes of getting to the bottom of the mystery. And sure enough, at 11:30 a.m. last Saturday, there was Foley, mimicking a cat while spraying on the office chairs of unsuspecting females. Police estimate that last weekend's incident alone resulted in about $4,500 in damage.

Foley was fired Monday. On his way out of the office, he told Strottman, "I was doing inappropriate things I shouldn't be doing." You can say that again, Raymond.

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JenJen
JenJen

New meaning behind Foley Catheder???

Efe
Efe

@AMD:disqus @facebook-13932891:disqus - It was best that you realized that he'd enjoy that very much.@ New's Dog...wow I mean, yeah ancient an accent are two different things. I am sure you were an English Major, and poor grammar is annoying. I feel ya, but at least apologize to the person you insulted, given his courage to divulge such private information about their-selve.

As for this article, it just a head shaker, I mean seriously...seriously, what rationale statement can be formulated to have a valid rebuttal or plausible response to such an act. Its actually quite humorous when its all said and done...Karma is a Muther*_(ker ...I wonder if those women had this kinda karma coming to them..oh well, he'll have plenty of opportunity to mark his territory in his new litter box, since he want to act like a cat.

Maurice
Maurice

Did't get enough paid to ask them out? That's what I'm wondering about!

swampgirl
swampgirl

 Did you see this guy's photo?  I don't know many women who would go out with such and unkempt and bedraggled individual.

Eric
Eric

Well at least it's not another story about mobs of black youths in Minneapolis beating up innocent bystanders.

Aaron Miles Davis
Aaron Miles Davis

as punishment i think all those females should be able to squat over that prick and douse him themselves... although a freak of his nature would probably enjoy that... I withdrawal my suggestion.... XD

Ms. Anne Thrope
Ms. Anne Thrope

I'm beginning to think there is something wrong with the human race.

Digitatus
Digitatus

 Just beginning? I can see the finish line from here...

Carl Miller
Carl Miller

sick may he rot in jail this is why i say we need to do what accent rome did have gladiator games and have pervs pedos and murders fight for our entertainment and kill each other

NewsDog
NewsDog

How about we punish semi-illiterates?  For Christ’s sake learn to use punctuation, capitalization and spelling.  

How well do you think you would do in the arena?

Irent2u
Irent2u

We have a sick son of a ..... and all you can make out of it is someones spelling or punctuation. You must be related to him. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree

effeminate dad
effeminate dad

Ha, I thought Trendy Liberals were all about tolerance. Now you just ruined that poor guy's day.

Carl Miller
Carl Miller

 im a special needs adult mild mentaly handicap if you have a problem with peoples spelling then go else were its the internet miss spellng is every were

effeminate dad
effeminate dad

Don't worry bro, the only reason he attacked you about your spelling is because he couldn't win the debate.

Keith
Keith

Fucking freak.

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