Minneapolis sixth-horniest city; St. Paul considerably less aroused, study finds
|The study finds there's a market opportunity for I'm Horny bars in Fargo.|
Minneapolis graded out as the sixth-horniest city in land; St. Paul clocked in 29th place, one spot ahead of Madison; and Fargo, it turns out, is the ninth-least horned-up city out of the 100 surveyed.
Isn't the North Dakota Capitol basically just a gigantic penis on the prairie? What gives?
Here's how Men's Health came up with their horniness rankings:
We peered through a statistical peephole to tabulate the following criteria: the number of DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed (AdultDVDEmpire.com); adult entertainment stores per city (StorErotica.net); rate of porn searches (Google Insights); and, for fans of soft-core, percentage of Cinemax-subscribing households (SimplyMap).Orlando turned out to be the horniest city. Florida as a whole is the most sexed-up state, with three cities in the top 12. The limpest area surveyed is Jackson, Mississippi, with both Fargo and Lincoln ranking among the ten least-randy towns.
Here's the top ten:
2. Las Vegas
6. The Home of Prince
Imagine a world where companies like Vivid Entertainment got creative and started shooting hipster-themed porns... maybe something like Chillwave Gone Wild. If such a genre existed, Minneapolis would no doubt rise to the top of the charts. St. Paul might rise a little bit more, too.